War Is Coming Communications.

So I'm lame enough to approve of school. 

But I don't exist and all, so like, how can we make this happen? Can I exist so I can enroll? 

... do I need, like, a guardian?

Since we've had a bit of an influx and we do have some things to figure out I thought a who's who would help. And I need to take my mind off the obvious for a while so congratulations you're my distraction. I want to know all of you. Kinds of magic, everything. We'll all have a place in this

To start with, Ruby Winchester, one of the two demons here not on Team Lucifer, hoping he stays locked the hell away for good. Witch back when the plauge was big and I stuck with it even as a demon, hexes, curses, the darker side of the coin. Native to this world so fairly connected to it but I tend to draw my power from hell. Long story, its not drawing it from anything that powers Lucifer though.

We have two problems aside from those in the cage which I've heard mention of and Crowley's covered the cage plan.

First, the seal. For those who don't know its one of the locks on Lucifer's cage. The 33rd one. Its been acting up lately, pulling at those who aren't native here, just making them feel I guess like its time is nearly up, but then it brought some people here new. Which throws the whole thing out of balance really. We don't know anything about it, where it is, what it manifests as, what it does, if we can control it, if it exists as something tangible at all. I'd like answers to some of that.

Second, someone mentioned that we might very well have people from this world asking questions, we've been pretty good at keeping under the radar here but at the same time, things lately have made that impossible. If there's a magic fix to this I'd like to hear it before we start thinking PR.

Well.

That was rather strange.

Y'all are inviting a world of hurt, kidnapping me like this, sending me to some creepy ass cemetery with a bunch of weirdos. And I swear, someone is gonna pay and pay hard. Question now is, who's gonna help me and who's gonna get in my way?

[Rose, Hermione, Jo, Dean, Lexi and Ellen and anyone else experiencing the pain surges]
So. Let's brain storm. What is it you all have in common? We figure that bit out and just maybe we get very lucky and can stop the pain.

Are you native or not?
Who have you all been speaking to right before this happened?
Have you spoken to him? Lucifer. I mean.




[filtered to Lucifer]
Why them?

Rose, Hermione, Jo, Ellen, Dean, Lexi, Castiel, what do they all have that you want?

When you're the kid of famous war fighters, you would think you'd just automatically know how to deal with one. Guess what? I don't.

I don't even know how to help here. I took some of the basic classes and your weird creatures aren't anything like our weird creatures. There's a distinct lack of Potions ingredients around or places to go get them without looking like someone performing Satanic rituals--which, actually, is the exact opposite of what I'm trying to do.

What the hell do we do here?

Right, is anyone else experiencing sudden levels of pain?

I can't fix this. I'm a doctor and I can't fix this.

I have a problem.

Lucifer tied two people together and I need to figure out how to split them up. It's kind of like a possession, but in reverse.

Does anyone know of anything that might be able to help me fix this? Ruby is
Heaven won't
I need something

So um, hi and stuff, I guess.

My timing is amazing huh?

My names Iliana and I'm new. Liliy found me during the storm. Is everyone okay? 

And look, I totally mostly was asleep during the religion bits of school, so can someone fill me in on this fight. Because its sorta my job to help if I can, and if I can't be back home then I'm supposed to be here, helping here. Fate decided that and who am I to argue,

Also tell me something cool about yourself. It'll be like an icebreaker

I think I made my house dissolve.

And I think I Appar teleported really far away.

And I think I am probably being looked at like I’m mental right now.

And I think that girl over on the other side of the room needs to quit eyeing me like that until I have a functioning mobile.

And I think this chocolate chip muffin is delicious.

And I think muffins are just bald cupcakes.

But seriously. House. I’m not in it.

i am drfunk! x i never get drunk, buut i am! itx's weird, bbut that's okayt. mjy ehad feels swimmy.

I'm going to be a father.

I can't stop smiling right now. I tried, just to see if I could. It didn't work.

My dad's gone.

I am long past-due in asking this, but- how might a sorcerer such as myself find purpose in this place?  I feel as if I ought to be of use somewhere, but I am at a loss as to how.

So, I have a completely random and not remotely important question for magic users & potion makers & the like. Is there a spell or a potion or anything that could make my hair change color, like, at my will? I was just thinking it'd probably be easier than dying my hair as much as I tend to. Idk. lmao

This is your daily dose of Jesse has useless thoughts and such.

Demons? Check.

Superheroes? Check.

Werewolves, vampires, hunters. Check check check.

Is there anything this place doesn't have?

I demand an explanation. The punishment for kidnapping a Princess is severe. Release me and return me home and perhaps the Sultan will show lenience. Where is Agrabah?

It's been nearly a year since I opened the Lawrence Youth Center. It's seen its highs and lows. But I'm damn proud of it.

Before we opened, I threw a huge Halloween bash to celebrate. I had planned on making it annual but with the possessions, the explosions, and the losses we faced, I thought it would be wrong.

But screw Lucifer. It can't be the huge thing it was last year, but why couldn't we have just something small? Just us, music from someone's iPod playing on the sound system, drinks, food...

Obviously we'd up security. Have all of our magic users add wards and so on. But...anyone interested?

You're all so dreadfully dull. Sherlock says so. Well, he was saying so, a week ago, but now he's ...well, he's not available at the moment. But that's okay. He's wrong, you're not boring. You're adorable. <3

Anyone wanna play a game?

Guess how many holes I've put in this body. Get it right, and I'll give you a clue.

Get it wrong, I add more.

Sounds like the Seal took a bunch of people overnight.

Is everyone all right? Still here?