War Is Coming Communications.

Okay I suppose I'll take Kansas over being repeatedly killed for the amusement of a madman. where I was. But I know I didn't get myself here and things look way to...normal down here so...

Doctor, was this you? Did you get free? Where's Martha?

I'm not even sure what to think of this. I'm going to think of dancing vampires every time I hear Total Eclipse of The Heart, thanks to this. I just hope they never make a Twilight musical. Or a Fright Night musical.

I don't know how you guys feel about this, but I think it could be fun! Seriously! Learning a dance from a gypsy? Getting your hand kissed by a handsome knight?

So who's coming with me?

KNow whatI think??/ I think that thisa ...this thing. It's pretty fuckin brillant! and the pwople on ot are brilliat. mostl. exept cor evil bitchs. nd we should all go drinkkng again sonetime soon. LEXI and WESSLEY and TOM. and People. who arenot bitchesss. cuz its more funn with you guys.

Shiny new apartment? Waaaaaay better than living in a basement.

And my laptop is all high tech and fancy and moves at the speed of light. Xander likey.

Quick question: where does one rent a movie around here? I tried to find a Blockbuster, but they seem to be MIA? What happened to Blockbuster?

...it's also possible that I'm going to need a job. Andrew, could you put in a word with Iron Man for me? Tell him that I'm good at...stuff.

Well, I finally reserved the pavilion with the fire pit for september 8th. Everyone is invited. Actually, more specifically, everyone who promises not to cause any serious trouble is invited. Food and beverages are more than welcome. I spent all of my free cash on reserving the location. It will be [address of the park, name of the specific pavilion] and it's reserved for the whole day well into the night so show up when you feel like it.

Wow, this place blew up a little last night, huh? I'd say it feels good to be back, but that's the sort of shit I didn't actually miss.

In other news, do I even dare ask what I missed while I was away...? Not that it was that long or anything, apparently, but... Tell me I didn't miss Amy's bonfire. I was kinda lookin' forward to that.

I need a nice slice of vampire pie. Anyone know where I can go to get one served up?

[ooc: sent and bounced back by cell phone carrier]
[Texts to Trucker]
» I'm having that dream again, man
» Come and fucking wake me up
» Trucker. While I'm young.

...oh, you've gotta be fuckin' kidding me... Wonder how many names I'll remember. Maybe everybody will be different in this one, maybe it's just the place I'm dreamin' about and not the

Someone needs to organize a bonfire before the summer is over. I don't know how or where but it needs to be done.

I gotta say...not a bad way to wrap up a road trip. Not bad at all. Boom. Fuck you, Tish, you shallow bitch, I knew there had to be somebody out there that could see past the mohawk.

Thanks for coming, guys. I was so worried that today might suck but you made it fun.

[Priestly]
Maybe a repeat of tonight sometime in the future?

Fuck me, how fucking stupid am I? This is fucking basics, I am fucking slipping. Fucking FUCK.

Faith, I am so sorry, I am a complete fucking moron. The vampires from my world, they don't show up in mirrors, or, more importantly, on camera. We should be able to track the new bloodsucker down via security camera footage.

I know there are some master fucking hackers and computer geeks hanging around here. Can any of you get us access to security footage around the city over the past week or so? We need to look for people who mysteriously collapse and start spurting blood from the neck, or get dragged out of sight by what appears to be nothing. We can trace his movements that way and get an idea of where he is.

» FWD: Are you guys going to come back now? Because I don't know that we'll be able to find him anytime soon, and the complex has enough protections that we should be safe for now.
» I think your guard dog fiend wants us to come back.
» fried
» FRIEND
» fuck you autocorrect. sorry. You miss one thing on SWYPE and it fails hardcore. Android phones are stupid.

[Darcy]
So Moriarty is dead. From what I've heard, Sherlock Holmes is as well.

Miss you. Are you coming home now?


[Faith]
Any sign of our new arrival?


[Wesley]
I need to ask you a huge favour, mate...
no, never mind... no need to ask that yet


[Text to Priestly]
» I dunno if you've been watching the boards at all, but Moriarty is dead.
» And I haven't heard anything more from the new vampire, but that doesn't mean shit.
» He's probably gone off into hiding somewhere.
» Are you guys going to come back now? Because I don't know that we'll be able to find him anytime soon, and the complex has enough protections that we should be safe for now.


[Text to Amy]
» They got Moriarty finally. So hopefully things will quiet down around here again.
» How's your road trip going?

» Shit, I hate having to So, clearly now is a bad time to bring Ames back and I'm not gonna.
» And I ain't the beggin' type. But we're running low on funds, at least on my end and we still gotta eat.
» I can fuckin' do odd jobs around here probably for gas money, if we gotta dip into it, but the longer we're out of Lawrence, the more I gotta work and that means the more Amy's on her own in a big ass city.
» You're gonna need to wire us some cash, man, or I gotta bring her back; I'm not leavin' her to rot in my van alone while I work just to keep food in her stomach, that's too risky
» ...so...do with that what you will, I guess.

Will somebody please tell me that I took way too much adderall last night and now I'm hallucinating. Or in a coma. Or possibly both. At the same time. Please.

Oh my god. I think I'm having a panic attack of epic proportions. Oh my god I really want to eat this chick who's sitting two chairs down from me. Fucking shit I'm so fucking hungry and lost right now

Hey Charley? YOU KILLED ME YOU FUCKING BASTARD THAT'S NOT NICE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN GOING TO KILL AND EAT YOU WHY

Jerry? You should come pick me up. Hey Jerry? Jerry

Jerry.

I lost my arm and I can't find it anywhere.

[Text to Peter]
» I'm keeping her until shit chills out. Keep me posted on when it's safe to come back?
» I know we're not exactly best friends or anything but I know you probably hate her being away, especially with me. So the sooner I get her home, the better, right?

[Text to Amy]
( Multimedia Message )

Où êtes-vous? Etes-vous sûr?

[Translation: Where are you? Are you safe?]