War Is Coming Communications.

LOST: One unbelievably sexy werewolf. Brunette. Great knockers. No fleas. Bites. Approach with caution.

ALSO LOST: Ghost. Probably smells like eggs. Fucking disgusting. Hangs out in toilets. More to love. Has a dick.

If found please contact ADAM FUCKING JACOBS WHO IS IN AMERICA EVEN THOUGH HE WAS TRYING TO ATTEND HISTORY CLASS IN ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AGO.

That is all.

Or maybe it isn't. I haven't decided yet. Somebody help me.

They're saying things about you. Really, really bad things that sound like they're ending in death the way it's been put.

I truly do wish I could help. 
If not for my ridiculous need to stave off the wicked wicked blood cravings
Oh woe is me I'm the most overly emotional, depressive, OCD sad little mess of a being alive
My god its been like living in a monestry.
But with a ghost breathing down your...

If there is anything I can do, I mean given the circumstance I believe it better for all that I don't help down there but there must be something.

[Miss Drake]

Might I suggest we go somewhere, a little ways away. The talk of it, the listing of the hurt and dying. Its getting to you isn't it. You can practicly taste it.

We can help each other.

[Mitchell]

How is she?

Get her good and healthy so I can have you rip her apart

I disapprove of this welcome.

So, Mitchell's caught me all up on this Devil's Apocalypse business. Not real sure what to make of it, honestly. But it is what it is, I suppose. Anyone else got anything to add? I'm Lauren, by the way.

HUNGRY! WHY AM IS SO FREAKING HUNGRY.

LAWRENCE YOUR FOOD TOTALLY SUCKS. LIKE REALLY, REALLY SUCKS. EVEN YOUR BEARS SUCK.

Lack of sleep plus murder cases. Good times. It's fun trying to remember details when it feels like my head is going to fall apart. All I actually feel like doing is sleeping the rest of my life. Sickness only exists to annoy people, I'm convinced.

[Dean]
what do I say here
So married, now wanna get lunch?
that sounds incredibly lame..

[Jess M]
Are you doing anything tonight?

Found blood

Its your fault

I'm gonna say this once, and I don't expect to have to say it again.

I'm not in a position of authority around here. I don't want to be. Stop acting like the crazy, dysfunctional shit I do has anything to do with you guys, or the overall morale of the group or whatever the hell. If I'm off having fun, you don't get to assume the whole group just 'doesn't care about fighting' anymore, or whatever the hell else you want to throw at us. It shouldn't matter what I do. Just because I'm one of the more experienced hunters doesn't mean it's all gonna fall on me - or on Sam, by the way.

We're just here, we're not in charge of anything. I, for one, don't want to be.

We might be happy to help, yeah - hell, I'm more than happy to help out. I don't want to see anybody else get their asses killed 'cause they didn't know what the hell to do with demons or whatever. That's why I've stuck around the area as long as I have.

But you don't get to act all entitled and pissy 'cause a couple of us are off having some fun, trying to relax a little bit for a few days. You just don't.

First of all, my priority is my family. Not the random people in Lawrence who think I owe them something because I happen to be a Winchester and therefore somehow everything I do becomes a big deal. You guys are important, yeah, but if it's down to spending time with my family and my little brother who's dying and going to hell in a couple weeks, or sitting around here on my best behavior so you guys don't get antsy? I'm pickin' the former, and I don't expect to be bitched at for it.

Secondly, if I want to drink, I'm allowed to drink. I'm a grown man, I'm not driving around or doing anything too stupid-dangerous. I know what I'm doing. And, yeah, I have my reasons for why I drink a little more than the average person, but they're none of your damn business unless I say they are.

So yeah. Clear?

hi im useless /

So, enjoying Vegas?

I mean not that you need to tell me this kinda stuff but warning wouldn't have hurt. ...Its been over a week you know.

Its for your benifit too, not just me

[Jules]

I have a feeling I'm not gonna be awesome company tonight. Just a heads-up. Think I'm gonna just go have a few some a bunch of drinks, maybe drag Adam along, or something.

Sorry. I know you're not a fan of the drinking. Just, it's really not a good week.

[Adam]

Drinks?

[Sam]

[Mom]

Sorry about the crazy that went down the other night. Didn't expect to drag all that into your apartment... You didn't need to deal with that. So, yeah. Sorry.

[Epiphany]

I need some hangover cures. Possibly something to help sober me up faster, if you've got those, too. Let me know how much I'll owe you, and I'll try to scare up the cash.

[Lauren]

I'm definitely gonna be there tonight, if you're still in.

Seems like you've had a hell of a few days.

Know what days I love, the overcast ones, when I can just go out and the suns not right there. Sunglasses all the time aren't even in anymore. Anyway I want something to do, I'm not exactly doing well at the Nurse thing what with the blood cause y'know, can't have that, any of that. So something else, what can I use nursing for besides.

I should go on one of those hunts. I could do that right?

[Dean]

You okay?

I'm fine, I mean completely, healed up and all.

Whenever you wanna go again just say

[Sammy]

Hey. You okay? Need anything?

So, uh, are you still pissed at me about the whole Micha
I'm sorry I keep saying stupid things, I j

So I heard about the... thing. With Cas.
How awkward is it over there right n
What's

[Jules]

So I guess we should probably... talk, or something.
Dinner at my place?

[Mom]

Sorry I was talking to Gabriel the other night. Thanks for reminding me.

[Adam]

If you're not busy this afternoon, wanna do some target practice, or something?

[Cas]

You okay?
How hungover are you right now?

[Ruby]

Hey. So, Cas apparently digs you, is that
How's Sa

[Mindy]

Hey, kiddo. So, I know I said I'd help teach you, and then things kept on getting nuts around here, so I probably seem like I flaked out on that. Didn't mean to do that, sorry.

You still in?

[Lauren]

I'm secretly addicted to spraypainting myself gold and running around in a princess costume.

And I hate pie.

By which I mean, hey, I can lie again.


[ooc: This post brought to you by every filter ever. Also, tag yourselves, bitches, I'm too tired. <3 <3 <3!]

I've been sitting around cross referencing a crap load of old texts Bobby sent me and looking things up on the internet about angels and Lucifer and the apocalypse (nothing useful or relatively new yet - surprise, surprise), but I'm kind of tired of going through these dusty pages, so I'm gonna take a break for a while to fill out this survey thing. Feel free to fill it out yourselves, if you want. My answers are actually pretty dull and uninteresting, but I'm sure if you guys take an interest in filling it out yours'll be a lot more fun to read.

( Have a survey! )

Why every year do I sit watching Britains got Talent when it conclusively shows otherwise. This time there was some kind of mexican dog thing and a dancing pensioner.

Tell me the American one is as bad so I feel better.

If the Rapture kicks off tomorrow I blame Nathan. Just putting that out there

No, really. What's wrong with a little public nudity every now and then? A man should have every right to walk around outside without his trousers on!