War Is Coming Communications.

LOST: One unbelievably sexy werewolf. Brunette. Great knockers. No fleas. Bites. Approach with caution.

ALSO LOST: Ghost. Probably smells like eggs. Fucking disgusting. Hangs out in toilets. More to love. Has a dick.

If found please contact ADAM FUCKING JACOBS WHO IS IN AMERICA EVEN THOUGH HE WAS TRYING TO ATTEND HISTORY CLASS IN ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AGO.

That is all.

Or maybe it isn't. I haven't decided yet. Somebody help me.