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Tweak says, "I shot the sheriff."

adam jacobs (alwayslittleboy) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-10-15 10:43:00

Entry tags:

adam jacobs, annabelle, hal yorke, john mitchell, katherine pierce, kenzi, lauren drake, lydia bennet, scott mccall, spike

FILTERED AGAINST EVIL BECAUSE MITCHELL SAYS SO
LOST: One unbelievably sexy werewolf. Brunette. Great knockers. No fleas. Bites. Approach with caution.

ALSO LOST: Ghost. Probably smells like eggs. Fucking disgusting. Hangs out in toilets. More to love. Has a dick.

If found please contact ADAM FUCKING JACOBS WHO IS IN AMERICA EVEN THOUGH HE WAS TRYING TO ATTEND HISTORY CLASS IN ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AGO.

That is all.

Or maybe it isn't. I haven't decided yet. ~~Somebody help me.~~

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	onthefringes 2013-10-15 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	Adam?! Fucking hell, it's you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	What? What are we doing? I didn't do it. For real. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthefringes 2013-10-15 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	I know you didn't, none of us did. I need you to trust me right now, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	needstheroutine 2013-10-15 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	Nice to see your manners have improved (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	What manners? Did someone tell you I have manners? Who? When? Where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needstheroutine 2013-10-15 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	And it seems you have no idea who I am. Which implies you haven't met the succubus yet. A teacher of yours I believe, Yvonne? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	believesownlies 2013-10-15 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	One of yours, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-10-15 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	....you really don't know when to stop, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	... No. I'm not one of his. Last time I checked he didn't push me out of his vagina. That was my mum's accomplishment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	notbloodycasper 2013-10-15 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I see you know a couple people at least. Tends to make it easier when you do, but I promise you there's a completely mental explanation for how you're suddenly in another country. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	Just the guy on crack. I have no idea who the other one is. But I suspect he might be some kind of pervert so I'm going to keep my distance because I don't want to have my innocence corrupted. Sooo can I have the completely mental explanation or... ? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notbloodycasper
2013-10-15 12:52 pm UTC (link)

I think it's more...he's a vampire gone off the rails, really. But anyway.

Yeah, so welcome to the Apocalypse where we're currently trying to take down Lucifer and his havoc-wreaking demons, yes really, no I'm not joking, mental, or any other negative descriptor you can think of. And normally this is the part where I'd direct you to the place the majority of us displaced stay but, well, demons. They sort of exploded the place, so... I'm sure we can get you set up in a hotel or something.

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	enjoytheadorbs 2013-10-15 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	...oh, you're gonna fit right in. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, everyone always says that to me. That's why I'm so popular. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	onthefringes 2013-10-15 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Lydia, meet Adam. He's a friend. Not as young as he looks. Adamn, meet Lydia, my girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	focusscottfocus 2013-10-15 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	I fit at least three of those things, but I'm pretty sure I've never met you so I'm probably not the one you're looking for. Also seconding the filter from evil thing. It's a thing around here. Hi, I'm Scott. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	You seem like you'd be about three hundred pounds too small to be the second one and you're definitely not a chick unless maybe you are? You don't have to answer that if you're insecure about it. I totally understand. Adam. Did the filter thing. Cause it's my dream to fit in here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	agelessbeauty 2013-10-15 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	You know I don't think we have any female werewolves here. We've got like 3 freaking alpha males all in the same city. ~~and a coyote but~~ And our ghost doesn't smell like eggs to me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	That's just my luck. Are they pissing all over the place? Marking their territory and shit? Wrong ghost then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	vexyandiknowit 2013-10-15 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	I approve of you tiny vampire. Just thought I'd say. Vex by the way, and yeah the bollocks they're telling you is actually true and just as disturbing as it comes across too I've mostly been dealing with it with booze and sarcasm (Reply to this) (Thread)

alwayslittleboy
2013-10-16 10:03 am UTC (link)

Everybody should approve of me. Strangely enough though, they don't. I have no idea why. Their loss.

I'm Adam. And I'm sorta used to things being batshit crazy and disturbing. Like a half hour before I magically appeared here I witnessed a dead fat kid trying to eat an egg sandwich while sitting on a toilet. My life is full of excitement.

That proves you're a smart man. I already like you.

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	neverhurthim 2013-10-15 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Ghosts in your world smell? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-16 10:04 am UTC (link)
	Maybe just my ghost. Cause I'm lucky and shit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_the_kenzi392 2013-10-15 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	I was going to say that it sounded like the universe did you a solid by forcing you to skip the snoozefest that is history, but now you're trapped in an apocalypse, soooo. Ghosts and werewolves, huh? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-16 10:07 am UTC (link)
	Would I be retarded if I said I'd take an apocalypse over an hour that feels like ten thousand years of history class? Right. They flock to me. It must be my good looks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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