War Is Coming Communications.

I know this has been mentioned before, and probably explained by someone who did a much better job than me, but we've gotten some new people since then, and it seems like it should be said again - as a warning to those who are new, and a reminder to the rest of us.

By now you probably all know Lucifer is out and trying to end the world. Obviously, we should steer clear. Problem with that is that he likes to harass us - he doesn't just wait for us to run up to him and do something stupid. He likes to harass us on the internet, as I'm sure a lot of people saw the other night... That's why anti-evil filters on these posts are important. It's probably not terribly dangerous, since it's just talking on a computer, but, still - it's a way he can screw with us, and one we can prevent, so we might as well do what we can. He doesn't need any more information or advantages over us.

But more importantly, he can go into people's dreams. I don't know if he can actually hurt you there or not, but he can definitely use your weaknesses against you and kriff your thoughts up enough that you... stop being rational, I guess. It's happened a few times already - most recently to Allana. I don't know what he did to her, but she

We don't know who he'll go after next, or have any way to know when he'll do it - or even if it can be prevented, really. So, I guess, just... be on your guard. Don't give him anything he can use against you, if you can help it - and if you see him, try to remember that he's just trying to get to you. Don't let him get what he wants.

[Terry]

Hey man...you up for a road trip?

[Kitty]

Still interested in road trippin' it up to NYC?

[OOC: added in a bit later]

[Florence]

Hey, Ma I'm goin' outta town for a little bit. I need to get out of here for a little while. Probably won't be more than a week. Just figured I oughta let you know.

How the hell do I word th So hey, I blew up Heaven once and it caused random smallscale earthquakes on the other planes so somebody might wanna just check th So I'm about 99.9% sure this isn't my fault but just in case somebody should probably So, uh, anybody here happen to be able to check on Heaven? Because I'm under the impression that sometimes random earthquakes could potentially mean something happened to it. Just sort of happened to a guy I knew one time, he might have, uh, blown it up and it might have caused a few tremors on Earth. So if there's anybody that could check that, and could maybe just let me know if that's what happened, that would be good.

Nate. Bro. You made your point the first damn time.

...seriously though what the fuck was that? Don't they, like, usually predict earthquakes? Also, anybody got some peroxide and a few Band-Aids I can steal for a minute? I thought I had some, but I'm out. ...and if that was Nate, ol' boy owes me a fuckin' bong.

I really like this song! This Youtube thing is really fun!



Not being able to sing along is killing me, though :(

[Kitty]
Is this a good song for dancing...? It makes me want to bounce around.

So, I've not been social enough. Nowhere near enough, and I need to make friends and talk to more people.

So, who wants to play a game?

I do!

So, lets play two truths and a lie! Here are the rules: I'll start by posting two truths and a lie, people will guess which is the lie, if they get it right (or when I should say) it's their turn! And anyone can reply to anyone elses as far as I'm concerned!

Here we go:

1. I am Jewish.
2. My middle name is Anne.
3. I went through six codename changes.

C'mon, you know you want to play?

[Filtered to people from Marvel worlds]
Some of you knew my dad, right? Can you tell me what he was like? How did he fight off the Was he struggling to keep the anim

[Filtered against baddies and Ariel]
Anybody know a good gym around here? Need to keep myself in shape. And if it does fight training, that probably wouldn’t hurt.

[Filtered to Ariel]
Hey, you ever been out to a movie in a real theater?

Jesus, what is this, night seven of Sabretooth nightmares? So who has the best cure for nightmares insomnia? Winner gets my undying gratitude, and possibly an IOU for a package of cookies. Also, school. I'm thinking since my existence isn't punishable by legal execution here, I could maybe start cheating on trig tests again. Who do I need to talk to about making that happen?

Anyone know any remedies for a migraine that just won't go away?

I found a post-it note on my head when things got back to normal. "Stop dying all the time. That's mom's thing, and it's not a good thing." -C. Yes, thank you Cable, that's very helpful advice. Now if you could just tell me that back in 2001, maybe with an aside about the guy that was going to basically salt the earth for his planet-eating celestial people, that would have been great.

On the upside, he apparently bought a cowboy hat. I think I sort of like it. Makes me look more shaman-y. Thoughts?

And next time, I'll go with my gut when it tells me fuck Halloween.

[Jess]
Sorry I thought you were a crazed Becks fan...but you should, uh...keep that costume, love. ;)

[Kitty]
Not one word.

All right, here's what's been happening.

You've all been turning into your Halloween costumes. That's right, you're not yourselves. If you've suddenly taken an interest in ending the world or happen to have a body part that should be attached to you, but isn't, then you were impacted.

I've been shunted into a dimension full of crazy people. Fantastic. Well, hey, don't worry. I'm sure the men in white coats will be coming to take you all back to the nice building with the padded walls soon, you just hang tight.

[Filtered to Kitty]
Seriously glad I didn't bother with these complexes you mentioned now. Are we the only sane people in this place, or what?

Alright, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but all my chronometers are fried and I can't raise anybody on the comms. I need a sitrep and I need it yesterday! This was supposed to be a simple ju If somebody hijacked Hope midjump I'm going to fucking mur

(OOC: Everyone, I hope you enjoy a few hours of Cable. Nate would just like to say it's totally not his fault if Cable shoots somebody. >.>)

In case you lot live under a rock My name is David Beckham and I'd like to file a missing persons report. My wife, Victoria, and our four children, Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper have gone missing as of midnight. I'm being followed about by a blonde woman calling me "Master" (I found her in my flat...she seems to have taken up residence against my will as her things are here as well) and there's a brunette woman on the board here claiming to be running the operation.

I think they may be crazed fans working together and I fear for our lives. The brunette seems willing to make some sort of deal, but I thought it would be wise to make you aware so that you can find my wife and children before she harms them. She seems dangerous. There will be a reward; I'm more than willing and able to offer a reward for their safe return.

( Filtered to those working in the MedBay )

( Felicia )

( Flint )



So, I've never actually had to do this before. Well, except for that time that I got a fake ID when I was seventeen so I could vote. Anyway, is anyone specialized in...editing official documents?

I like some weird shows, I have a job interview tomorrow too!

[Nate and Ty]
Hey, Nate.....got anything you want to tell us?

[Tyler]
I totally saw Entertainment Tonight and Nate and that one girl Kimberly were on it and I might be nuts, but I think I saw a picture of them kissing.

We've got a problem. We've got a very big problem and his name is Jason. Not that I want to rile up the coppers around here, but this bloke wants me to practice with a firearm so that I can blow a hole in the drug trade in Lawrence.

...I could be wrong, but 'm pretty sure that the bulk of the drug trade in this area is a bunch of bloody high school and college kids selling to one another, so that said, I'd rather not put down a bunch of kids because this bloke is a nutter.

That said...now what? I've taken the job, so to speak, so's he doesn't go trying to give it to someone as mental as himself. So, for now, the renegade youth are safe from harm outside of fucking themselves up a bit with the spliff and all.

Question. How many of you are actual vigilantes? Do you patrol the city regularly? Normally I wouldn't ask, but it would seem that the subject of secret identities isn't considered as classified information here as it is back home.