War Is Coming Communications.

Guys! Santa is going to be at Pet World tomorrow so people can have their pets take a picture with him! I'm definitely taking Captain.

Also? Another Santa is going to be at the mall if any of you want to come with me to go over our Christmas lists with him. I know exactly what I'm going to ask for this Christmas!

Flint
Did you want to come with me and Captain?

Hey...uh, are you okay...? I saw the thing from the cop earlier and you looked really upset...

So...uh, I've been looking at cell phones, as um, a gift for a friend. ...but I can't pick one. I don't know what sorts of specs are important to...girls. Or, really, anyone other than, you know, myself. I could use some insight.

Any suggestions? I've been looking mainly at Verizon Wireless since they have the biggest selection and it's easy enough to jailbreak a phone if you want a different wireless provider.

I don't think anyone's mentioned this in a while, so...for those who don't know, the Complex itself offers classes in Latin and self defense, and some of us offer outside classes too. Now that I'm back in shape enough I personally offer knife lessons as well as shooting and marksmanship training, and I know Sarah and Booth have similar classes, so just let one of us know if you're interested.

On a sidenote, again for those who don't know, I own a saloon called Harvelle's Roadhouse, located at [address]. Feel free to drop in anytime..your first drink - or more, depending on your situation - is on the house.

Hey Booth - any thoughts on starting up our poker games again? I'm looking forward to cleaning you out.

I think my cell phone is broke.

Um, I hope...uh, that you don't mind, but...I saw there was a huge, uh, ruckus? about your show, so I...downloaded it? last night and...

Brittany, I don't think you're stupid. I think everybody else is stupid for not seeing that you just look at the bright side of everything. That Finn guy is a jerk, you're not an idiot, you just have the heart of a child and, uh, there's nothing wrong with that.

But...uh, one thing: I'm certain Captain won't poop candy, no matter what you feed him, so you should probably just stick to his regular cat food, okay?

[Abby]

I have a prototype for your friend. But, uh...the voice is still a little metallic and it's pretty bulky and not exactly aesthetically pleasing. Do you want me to keep working or did you sort of have a back up plan...?

It's, uh, just that pricing aside, I can't seem to find what I need to make it less, uh, ugly, I guess or um clean up the voice so that she doesn't sound like a robot. I can keep trying, though, but I think it's gonna be pretty pricey on your end and special-ordering is gonna cause a hold up on my end. I just want to be realistic with you. Let me know if you want me to keep working.

[Brittany]

Um, hey...are you skipping that party tonight...? I thought maybe, uh, we could...watch a movie or something...if you, uh, wanted to. And you weren't, you know, um, going to that party.

Somebody is going to have a baby! Maybe twins, I think!

[Filtered to Booth and Brennan]

Ziva's birthday is coming up in a couple weeks, and I was thinking we should have a party for her. Sort of like a surprise party only minus the leaping out and yelling "SURPRISE!!" because she'd draw her gun and shoot something or someone. And no noise makers either because that would end the same way. Do you two want to help me set something up? If not that's totally cool, but I wanted to do something for her.


[Filtered to Flint]

Hi, we haven't talked before, but I'm Abby and I hear you can make things? I don't know if you've heard anything, but a girl, Ariel, just showed up here recently and she can't talk. She wants to talk, and Brittany told her you could probably make something for her to help with that but she's too shy to ask you. So, I'm asking. Are you able to make something to help her talk?

( Filtered to those working in the MedBay )

( Felicia )

( Flint )



So, I've never actually had to do this before. Well, except for that time that I got a fake ID when I was seventeen so I could vote. Anyway, is anyone specialized in...editing official documents?

Um...does anyone who speaks Russian have a little bit of time on their hands to check my work? I've been working on a new device, but I can't tell if the programming is right, because I can't understand a word coming out of it...

[Brittany]
I'm nearly finished. It just needs to get the language seal of approval and then I need to actually put the thing together — right now it's mostly in pieces — and it'll be all set. Any other ideas for something to do after this...?

Flint! I thought of something really great you could try to make!

Hey...how did your test go today? Are you still upset?

I heard that students are going to have to take a career placement test tomorrow. I'm not really sure how to study for it, though.

(ooc: If your character is a high school student and you want them to be a part of this, what I'm doing is taking a Briggs Myers test in character and looking for ideal careers for the results. :D)

Captain likes to watch Hillbilly Handfishin'!

Flint
Thanks for coming with me to get Captain his food. He really eats a lot for such a little kitten. It reminds me of Lord Tubbington.

Guys, I have a new kitten! I named him Captain and he can talk!

I'm getting restless. It's about time to invent something new. So...survey: what does this town need the most? Back home we needed, uh, something other than sardines to eat and that problem took a while to solve, but I'm completely confident that Sam will be able to pick up where I left off and that's taken care of (which is good, since I, uh, apparently can't go back to Swallow Falls?).

But, um, every town probably has one thing above all that they need, right? So what does Lawrence need? I'm bored and it's time to get back to work. My room here is way smaller than the lab, but it still works and I've already built most of

There's a pigeon nesting outside of my window. I named him Whiskers.