Pete Dunham...where's your famous GSE? (notthemajor) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2011-10-31 13:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | kitty pryde/shadowcat, pete dunham |
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In case you lot live under a rock My name is David Beckham and I'd like to file a missing persons report. My wife, Victoria, and our four children, Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper have gone missing as of midnight. I'm being followed about by a blonde woman calling me "Master" (I found her in my flat...she seems to have taken up residence against my will as her things are here as well) and there's a brunette woman on the board here claiming to be running the operation.
I think they may be crazed fans working together and I fear for our lives. The brunette seems willing to make some sort of deal, but I thought it would be wise to make you aware so that you can find my wife and children before she harms them. She seems dangerous. There will be a reward; I'm more than willing and able to offer a reward for their safe return.