War Is Coming Communications.

I wonder how many of them were actually innocent?

[OOC: If you think you count as a friend, you probably do.]

So, you know Friends Season 5 Episode 24...?

People of Lawrence.  It has come to my attention that we have a large amount of very attractive males in this town.  And, they are not being objectified enough.

I propose that we create a Hunks of Lawrence calendar.

But, how shall we choose which 12 hotties to put on the calendar?  I hear you ask.

Well, get your menfolk to strip off, take a pic and send it in.  And, I and my panel of judges will choose the top 12 sexy men in Lawrence.

P.S. Applications to be on the panel are also being taken.  JSYK.

ETA:

Panel:

1. Tamsin
2. Felicia
3. Clara
4. Kenzi
5. Caroline
6. Alison
7. Ginger
8. Rose
9. Kol
10. Lilu

[Filtered to Everyone who lives in the Lost Girl House, and Vex who lives on our couch]

Boys. I need you all to get your kit off.

I have reasons.

The girls weekend Regina, Ana and I planned just got bumped to a couples weekend getaway. Coming with?

What the bloody hell is this?

Okay, so it may be a complete, paranoid overreaction and this reminder/warning may be completely out of line, but better safe than sorry, right?

So the girl from the Mystic Falls world, Hayley? She has a baby who...apparently magic miracle child can make hybrids. Meaning somehow this kid rewrote everything we know and now Klaus wouldn't even need the blood of the Petrova line of dopplegangers to vamp/wolf you guys out. He'll lead with the fact that you'd not be forced to turn on the full, no more being tied to the moon. He may leave out the part that you also will have to bend to his will and whims and, while it is possible to break the sire bond, it's damn hard and he'd probably try going out of his way to prevent that from happening.

Now, credit where it's due, Klaus has been different here. Better, believe it or not. But call me paranoid, I think you guys should be prepared and have the knowledge if it comes up.

Do with it what you will.

I've seen a lot of weird things in my life and my unlife, but I have to say that being randomly transported to a graveyard is a first for me. Now, if someone could just point the way back to Mystic Falls, that would be great.

You know, I think it's saying something that being magically transported to a town in the middle of nowhere doesn't even come close to being the worst part of my day.

I don't suppose Klaus and Elijah are here?

Posted via Journaler.

I see you rethought your really stupid, drunk decision.

[Elena]
So, he decided to stop being an idiot?

I tried I honestly tried to be nice to that raging bitch vampire. I gave her a chance to prove she had some kind of humanity and she blew it

And she'll play it like I used what happened Sam to attack her. Not that maybe after 5 years I'm not about to walk into a situation where someone might die that's just doing what they think is right.

Seriously, am I wrong? Am I the one that's wrong here.

[Loki]

I need you to change someones memories. So they don't remember seeing Sam on a hunt.

I don't want to ask you, you've been through a lot, The ones I could think of capable are you, Solo and Gabriel. And out of that list you're the only one I trust. The vampires sure, but Hunters have mentioned vervain in the past and I don't want to kill this guy if it goes sour. He's just a Hunter. Like my family, like Jo or Bobby.

He's just doing what he thinks is right.

You can't avoid me forever, dear.

Molly
Hello, dear, my name is Regina and I don't believe we've spoken before. I also can't say that I know very much about you but you may have heard about me from others. What I can say with certainty is that we have a mutual friend in common, and that is Harry. Last night he told me about how you were asking about the apocalypse. It isn't easy for him to talk about right now and I told him I would answer whatever questions you had.

Katherine and Ana
Seeing as our initial plans to getaway to the island were delayed I've rescheduled them for the week of September 28th through October 4th.

If either of you can't come those dates we'll plan to go when you can but I need to get away for a few days and will be going.

Can I talk to you about something?

Urgh. Men.

You have everything you ever wanted, you idiot
Why are you
The seal sucks, getting blown up sucks dick
I'm doing it again
I don't deserve her
I've done too many horrible things
She deserves better
Because however long I manage to stay good
I don't change, I can't

[OOC: Blank post is blank.  Drunk vampire did not mean to post it]

[Filtered to Elena]

Why do you ever forgive me
I'm bad for you, Elena
I know this is just rehashing
I love you, which is why I have to
Why is this always
I need to do the right thing, by you

I love you.

No, no, no, no no.  And did I mention No!!!!

Seriously, I had enough of this at home.  And Silas and crazy pants were really annoying!!

Why is there never just one of someone?

Okay, someone needs to tell me how to get home right the hell now. I have important shit to do. Like find Jill

Thomas McNair.

I am, as I have previously mentioned very glad to see you safe and returned to us here. I am estactic in fact to have my friend back.

However I could have done without whatever it was that was offensive before you went and now I firmly believe has formed its own civilsation, advanced itself  and discovered biological warfare in the interim. Because the  smell emenating from that room could actually stop invading armies.
And do not blame being taken away. It has been there some time.

Are you busy?

Greg
You and I need to talk.

Katherine
If I didn't say it enough last night. This is going to be a disaster.