War Is Coming Communications.

This is me distracting you from whatever important SRS DOCTORY THINGS you're doing. Hi.

So if
What are your thoughts on
I've been thinking and I should probably

Is it safe to assume that you're not staying with me because of your irrational fondness for the apartment itself?

» sorry i callled me crazywhen you werent here to maek that face atme

[Text to Pretty]

» do you stil loveme aeven thogh i got lost inna bar in ew mecixco
» iiii imeant new but ew works tooo
» sorry im distrecnting you,. youre probably stil working orrr
» welll actualhy i thin k youre not because its late,,. shit
» sorry
» i was gonna sprise you with a thingn and then i got frekead out and then i got pissed off annd then i got drinks

Comm: [evilbitches canfuck off. alsllso no kids caus i said fuck]

mexicco sr > mexiico jr

forthe record


[ooc: Texts & comm post go out about three hours after narrative!time!]

Out of curiosity...given the nature of this place, how many of you have faced your own death anniversary?

[Peter V.]
I...may just drink February away. Just a warning, love.

Pretty sure we're not allowed in the state of Florida anymore. There may actually be pictures of us up preventing our appearance.

Also, for whatever reason, my girlfriend seems to love torturing me. With ducks.

[Ruby]

We've been given our task. Becker and I.

This will work but there is the condition that you and your family can't know what it is or be involved.

I'm telling you this much because you have a right to know it. But for this to work we have to leave it there.

[Locksley House + Lydia]

Becker and I heard back from Death. There's something we have to do. Nothing like last time, I promise. But you can't tell anyone about this. Only certain people can know, or he won't help us.

[Filtered to Kat and Clark]

Becker and I received our terms from Death, in order to get Sam's soul back. But we aren't able to give any details to the Winchesters, Cas or Crowley, and I am only asking the two of you because I feel the fewer people that know, the better.

We may need to travel somewhere quickly, and I was hoping one of you might be able to help. We understand if you can't, and there is of course no obligation. We don't have specific details as yet.

[Text to Harry]
An .mp3 message of a song from the jazz club they both like.
>>It's new gig night. Thought you might like it.

[Text to Florence]
>>Would you christo me if I actually asked for a hug?
>>I'd Christo me.

[Text to Rose]
>>I miss you.

[Text to Kat]
>>Think you can do me a favour?

I have been kidnapped by a mad woman who insists on seeing the clock strike 12 in every. single. time zone.

I have been awake since sometime yesterday.

Please send help.

And a German/English dictionary.

The last time I woke up in a strange place, it certainly wasn't a cemetery. I would appreciate it if someone would please explain to me how I came to be here.

Can you come by?

[Friends filter sans Bo]
I'm not going to let it get like before. Going to see Claire more regularly again.

[Florence]
Thank you. For not just giving up on me.

[Sherlock]
Where are you?

This just in: I'm the worst at this whole friend thing.

In other news, I accidentally found tea donuts. And bought three dozen.

imnot okay

» Please tell me I'm not massively ridiculously "woe is me" traumatized crazy?
» Also please note that I pointedly did not flip out about the zombie mention on the boards. Even though I kinda wanted to because zombies are not my favorite subject right now and I'm a little freaked, but, personal growth?
» Also I think Simon is going to detox me from caffeine soon and I need a list of reasons why he shouldn't so I can present them to him.

It's snowing in Egypt.

Who wants to come with me?

[ooc: No rly tho!]

Its entirely possible that if I drink any more coffee time will stop being liniar.

Does anyone think there might be some kind of coffee limit? When it actually just stops working

[Beacon Hills and anyone he's friends with]

How're you all holding up?

{OOC: Friends being people he talks to/goes drinking with. Derek finds the idea of oversharey friend times suspicious}

Espresso tea. Yes/yes?

You're all still here yeah? Do me a favour and check in.

Just realized we've reached the second year in a row where the first week of December starts going straight to hell pretty fast. Earthquakes and locusts... yeah, no, probably not a coincidence with the pissed-off devil, right? We're not that lucky.

If this turns into
If there are zombies, I am just

Can we maybe skip the bloodshed and monsters, this time around? Somehow? Or at least

I can't just lea

On a more cheerful note, wine ice cream is a thing that exists.

[Pretty]

If any crazy undead shit hits the fan I do not even want to hear you say anything about helping people. I'm going somewhere far away and you're coming with me. I can't


[Claire]

I hate everything. Actually I wish I did. Because that would be easi

So theoretically, if

We really gotta go into again how we don't sass the devil? Haven't we had this same discussion at least ten times by now in the last damn year?

Wait until the retaliation starts happening because you bet your goddamn smart mouths that it will.

Goddamn idjits, the lot of you.

I've been thinking.

I mean I've seen the future, so have some of you. I win, so, I win. But lets run with a hypothetical for a second. I do enjoy those.

You somehow lock me back up, every lock on the cage, every seal slips back into place. Including 33. That's the one that acted up in a way no one expected. Brought you all here when it opened.

Ruby and Sam would be fine, the abomination they spawned, Jo, she'd be fine, her girls too. Dean, well, he'd lose the one girl that ever lasted more than a drunk weekend but he'd get over it, that's what booze is for, right?

But what about the little fairytale, what about the bun in Romanoff's oven, or the sith girl, or Lady Locksley who by all rights should be dead in what you so laughingly used to call the holy land. What about those of you who go back to die, or those who found love across worlds. The fixed point in time and the solider assigned to protect the team that die around him, (Actually Harkness, is that what you saw in him) the vampire and the littlest Bennett, the doctor and the mess, Jaina Solo and...oh wait, he left you already, never mind.

Giving up a lot just to lock me away, aren't you?

So I might have been intentionally ignoring that rescue post. They even mentioned asking me and I didn't say anything. I'm too scared, and it's stupid, everyone else is helping, but I'm

Exactly what level of horrible person have I reached? I like to keep track.

[Pretty]

I don't know why you
You're ridiculous and I
I don't d

If you wake up before I get back, I'm invading a tea shop. Yes it is stupid early. I was done sleeping.

How do you feel about the beach this morning?

[Tech people]

Someone make me the worlds smallest tracking device I can make someone drink in tea or something. Christmas present. I'll pay for it.

Added: Filter to Khan]

You. Where are you staying? I'm not okay with not knowing where John is or if he's okay or not, right now.