War Is Coming Communications.

WHAT UP, NEWBIES? Welcome to Seals 'R Us - the très mystérieux land of monsters, mayhem, and inevitable confusion! I'm Kenzi and my contributions toward your unfortunate post-apocalyptic vacay are as follows:

1. Ruh-roh! You're in an alternate universe! Demons are real! The Seal is an unpredictable mystical douche that could randomly dump you on the moon or turn you into a monkey or send in your worst enemy AT ANY POSSIBLE MOMENT! Well, shit. What's a displaced person to do? Simple: get your party on. Ditch your displaced woes for a night and breathe! You don't know anyone here? No prob! I'll take you out, I'll get to introducing, and soon enough you'll find that you actually aren't as alone in this mess as you think you are.

2. Not much of a drinker? No big! There's one form of therapy that I find even more appealing than washing away your woes behind a bottle - SHOPPING. You're new. You have nothing to wear. It is time, my friends, to treat yo selves. And who better to do it with than your friendly, neighborhood me? Lawrence is limited when it comes to fashion, but I know the wheres and I am all too willing to help you all rustle up a wardrobe worthy of your fab selves.

3. So you don't like shopping. That is incredibly tragic and we're probably going to need to have a serious conversation, but okay, okay. I'll deal. There are still sights to see and places to go and you're probably gonna want to get the lay of the land. If you need a tour guide? Look no further. I've got you covered, ladies and gents.

In other news, I'm off the meds and up and at 'em (hence the post!), but these bandages are super itchy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: PETER PAN AND HIS LOST BOYS ARE LITTLE BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE STRANDED ON THAT STUPID ISLAND.

Oh, and Felicia. Dude, I'm glad you're back, but the coffee delivery was really not a thing that needed to happen. You know how I feel about shit coffee that is actual shit.

I would very much like to join those who hunt. In that vein I will need to know what classes you expect me to pass and how to go about this.

Also does this, perception thing I have been given by the Doctor. Will it hold if I get the tatoo of the symbol to repel demons? I do not wish to alarm the tatoo artist. It could be painful if he is suddenly suprised.

Also. I have discovered Terran alcohol is disappointing.

Alright, slackers. We got a wave of new arrivals. Give me the times and dates of your next classes.

Demons 101: Sunday 10am
Ghosts, Ghouls, and Wraiths: Monday 9pm
Shapeshifters: Thursday 8pm
Angels, Sirens, and unicorns oh my!: Thursday, 7pm
Vampires: Wednesday 4pm, Thursday 3pm
Witches: the good, the bad, and the ugly: Wednesday 7pm
Why we don’t make deals: Monday, 4pm.
Creatures that want to eat you: Tuesday 8pm

[Enjolras]

I never really thought about how much he listens to me. It wasn't him eating pizza that made you angry.

There weren't any doubles of me when I was gone, were there? Did the Seal drop in a lookalike and pull him before I got back or something?

[Scott McCall's friends/family. No Scott.]
Scott's birthday is coming up on the 16th. Surprise party, anyone? Allison, you are helping me plan it because you need the distrac

[Stiles]
I'm signing up for those classes someone mentioned on the network. Have you taken them?

You have everything you ever wanted, you idiot
Why are you
The seal sucks, getting blown up sucks dick
I'm doing it again
I don't deserve her
I've done too many horrible things
She deserves better
Because however long I manage to stay good
I don't change, I can't

[OOC: Blank post is blank.  Drunk vampire did not mean to post it]

[Filtered to Elena]

Why do you ever forgive me
I'm bad for you, Elena
I know this is just rehashing
I love you, which is why I have to
Why is this always
I need to do the right thing, by you

I love you.

>> If you're both free today I'm ready to meet and talk through things now
>> Figured we could meet up at a park
>> Clinton Lake Outlet Park seems like a good spot
>> It's got a lot of space and shouldn't be a place where we'd be overheard

Stephanie, my love, I need the kind of advice only a husband can offer. Caroline's party on Saturday, I'm not sure if I should go or not. On the one hand, party. On the other, some of the people who will be there. Klaus who disowned me, Elena who, well, yeah. What should I do?

Do you want to go? Not that me going or not should impact what you do, obviously. If I don't go and you want to, go and have fun with Damon and Caroline.

Or am I overthinking everything? I know I'm doing that a lot lately. Side effect of the therapy I think.

Oh and Felicia Hardy may have me slightly hooked on the incredibly expensive cat poop coffee. Oops?!

[FILTERED TO ABBY SCIUTO]

Hey, how are you settling in?

[FILTERED TO TONY DINOZZO]

How's Abby? And how are you? You told her everything yet?

Do I have to go to school here?

So, I got offered a job. As a flying instructor.

Except, they want my pilot's licence and social security number...

I didn't know if anyone could help me out with that. I don't have any of my registration papers and, even if I did, not sure they'd accept my Army Air Corp credentials dated 1942.


[Davina]

Wanna go flying?

I thought about waiting to see how long Claudia could keep quiet about my return. She made it four days, why not a few more? But there is a limit to the amount of times a person can receive a nudge from Claudia Donovan and not give in.

Urgh. Men.