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They're all so cute! Please tell me it's temporary though!
April 2nd, 2012
somrebodfuy ytaskre medr ouitr pledsswe?// :OO(
What the hell is going on? I suddenly smell a menagerie of animals inside and around the complex.
iojkay tghius uis... new., i dso like foxes tghough
Jaina
rreallu rthough?
Jaina
rreallu rthough?
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Okay everyone, you are all going to behave now. No one is eating anyone or chasing the smaller people or I will chase you. And I always get what I hunt, got it?
[Okay, imagine Anna has given out all the steaks/beef/meat products she has in her apartment to the large felines while she now goes off to get more meat products for the large mammal populace and also salmon and a laser pointer for Ruby taunting]
[Okay, imagine Anna has given out all the steaks/beef/meat products she has in her apartment to the large felines while she now goes off to get more meat products for the large mammal populace and also salmon and a laser pointer for Ruby taunting]
WHO'S THE PRETTIEST LITTLE SUPERHERO EVER!!
[Insert a few pics of Tony in his pretty pink Iron Man suit looking more than a little disgruntled about it]
No, but really Tony. I think if we market a line of action figures in this suit we can corner the preteen girl market. Who needs Ken dolls!
[Insert a few pics of Tony in his pretty pink Iron Man suit looking more than a little disgruntled about it]
No, but really Tony. I think if we market a line of action figures in this suit we can corner the preteen girl market. Who needs Ken dolls!
This is fucking hilarious!
Um, so...I need a little help. I did not intend on running the complex humane society and I can't... I need another pair of hands.
if hv 7 antuichrists
will u mk human 4me?
...agree r will ask crwly
aslo azazl eyes
rlytho
will u mk human 4me?
...agree r will ask crwly
aslo azazl eyes
rlytho
NRLYFELLINCOFFEE
FRCE LEEPING FROM BOILING LIQUID IS NOT FUN
CLSSY AS USUAL GABRIEL. JAINA DID IT MPRESSYOU!
FRCE LEEPING FROM BOILING LIQUID IS NOT FUN
CLSSY AS USUAL GABRIEL. JAINA DID IT MPRESSYOU!
Best. Day. EVER. Who is responsible for this? I want to thank you personally for this amusement.
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i mees fud hnfry ong yios isn ot fnyum i wuld vlame pete snd artfatct bit 31244grefd mpt herw1111 wtffffff
i mees fud hnfry ong yios isn ot fnyum i wuld vlame pete snd artfatct bit 31244grefd mpt herw1111 wtffffff
wghat ias thiofjds i anm mnotr laiyhgying. sid frewd or gweorge cimre thrpoufgh tghe sweral///
uIn ghsave XCVKLAWS,. tyhisd uis wondfergfuikl! uif uindigmnified.
Filtered Against Evil, Moriarty, Katherine, and Molokov...cause they don't need to know this!
I find myself in possession of a rather clingy but adorable chimpanzee. Based on the uh...classic posts here, I have to assume she's one of us, but I have no idea who. So until she's all humanified again, I'm just going to take care of her. Whoever it is can thank me later! Right now we're watching Animal Planet.
Anyone know what to feed a chimp?
Anyone know what to feed a chimp?
Think this is the first laugh I've had in awhile. You guys should open a zoo.
ZIVA. TONY. BOOTH. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
[OOC: Anyone on the fifth floor of the complex...I apologize for the EXTREMELY LOUD howler monkey coming from room 502. And thank god Abby's a primate so less button mashing needed!]
[OOC: Anyone on the fifth floor of the complex...I apologize for the EXTREMELY LOUD howler monkey coming from room 502. And thank god Abby's a primate so less button mashing needed!]
Between having a frog wake me as opposed to my alarm and then having a meerkat on my shoulder all day at school? Definitely a day where you can only respond with "Only in Lawrence"
If any of you are hungry I have a variety of meats, fruits, fish, and nuts. Let me know and I'll bring you the food you want that I have, okay?
my frmer wrd an is frnd wanna et me. y so men?
but beris an nutz r gud! tey mak grat misils fr stpid big cats wh try to et me
but beris an nutz r gud! tey mak grat misils fr stpid big cats wh try to et me
Never mind, I am reverting to my original theory. You are all on drugs. I have also somehow been dosed with them. Perhaps they're in the water.
ETA:
[River]
...where are you?
ETA:
[River]
...where are you?
I apologize Ruby but this was just too good not to share with everyone.
...don't kill me when you're yourself again?
...don't kill me when you're yourself again?
Okay, who left the present on the kitchen floor? Not okay, guys. I'm not a psychic...if you gotta go out, say so. Gross.
In other news, since you seem to be the alpha in the pack, what's on the menu tonight, Superman?
In other news, since you seem to be the alpha in the pack, what's on the menu tonight, Superman?
beein alioon isS justthewrods waay of sayn im a gryfindor trhu an thru
Sooooo snowleopard!Irene got bored at home and has made her way to the complex. Via the park. And may have taken out several rabbits/birds/whatevershefound on the way, and scared random people simply by being there. So anyone who's watching/listening to the local news maaay hear about a rogue snow leopard "terrorising" Lawrence XD
THOIS IS SO AWESOPME RIGHJT NOW! yES!
if i lose my job for no call no show cna i come back to the med bay?
[Jess]
its probably bad thaT I WENT STRaight to connor right?
[Jess]
its probably bad thaT I WENT STRaight to connor right?
HJEY SSAMN WINCVHESTERE yoiu sdy6toilklk wesannasp laty chasae?/1! ni dsoi!
ijum cvlasrtk n wasrtsdoin i gfoiund a ghood vspooty for dighghing holesd comne chhedcvkn it boiut
ijum cvlasrtk n wasrtsdoin i gfoiund a ghood vspooty for dighghing holesd comne chhedcvkn it boiut
i shuld be gettng t2 the hjungle al this opens pace makes me wary
ok im over it. can we go back to people now please/
Um are all the animals someone's idea of a April Fool's Day joke? If so, it's a really strange one.
aunt jaina
I NEDEX RTo huint buyt if i leave myh den ijs not safe esppecially fropm loki alsdo kon is a dujmb coyote needs watcging and feeding
will you watgch my den and kon pleae? i truist you
Kon
be backj sooon jaina wikll bring u fgood
I NEDEX RTo huint buyt if i leave myh den ijs not safe esppecially fropm loki alsdo kon is a dujmb coyote needs watcging and feeding
will you watgch my den and kon pleae? i truist you
Kon
be backj sooon jaina wikll bring u fgood
I'm very grateful I didn't become an animal today. Turning into things seem to be a Halliwell family trait and given I'm married into the family...
Yep. Very grateful.
Yep. Very grateful.
...wow. This is definitely the weirdest thing so far. Also the funniest, not even gonna lie. I have been in front of my computer laughing all fucking day.
Sorry I tried to eat your family Loki.
Alright, this is more than a little crazy but... Does anyone need let out or fed or anything?
I admit, this is certainly the most amusing day I've seen in some time.
So.. people turning into animals. That's familiar. I've heard it happen before, but not with so many. Just one, and it was a white dog. It was actually what led Phoebe and me together so she could snap out of banshee mode.. which, again, partly due to me helping out
Well, fuck everything.
Basically.
Basically.
eggs
loki i laid eggs
holy shit no tessa yet
no bird tessa
why did i lay eggs
i should not lay eggs
no eggs fix it
loki i laid eggs
holy shit no tessa yet
no bird tessa
why did i lay eggs
i should not lay eggs
no eggs fix it