War Is Coming Communications.

Why do I feel like you're going to take this the wrong

Hey, buddy, just wanted to check in on you and see how you've been doing the past couple of days. Have you decided yet that you're not still dreaming? ;)

[To Ruby]
>> How ya doin', Champ?

[To Sam]
>> Can we talk at some point?
>> No rush just yknow if you have a few at some point

I've read a whole book today, cover to cover. I hated it and I shouldn't have bothered, but I had nothing better to do after work, during breaks, and at lunch. I changed my mind about a few things, too. I'm going to be fine here. I don't need Ethan or Rachel or Dex or Marcus and I hate them all. Ethan acted like he was my friend and like he was going to be there for me but he never was. He talked Rachel into stealing my fiance and Who knew the past could be so...educational?

And now I'm burying my nose in my book of baby names and having to reformulate everything. Fucking fuck.

So I have a very important question to ask you all.

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

[Filtered to Roger, Maureen, Collins, and Angel (Kurt can read, too, cause he's awesome)]

So what if I said an amazing friend (who happens to be pretty wealthy) was feeling super generous and hooked me up with a warehouse space to use as a studio? No Benny, no fighting for it, no protests, it's just there.

I don't even know where to start.

[Filtered to Roger]

Get your ass out here and eat something. Withering away isn't going to make it any better.

» Hi!
» Feeling better?
» Good. Let's go for coffee.

How you feeling, up for a visitor? It's okay if you're not, but I hope you

Kansas? What is this a really human attempt at being cute?

Hello? I don't know where the hell I am but I can tell you one thing for certain: I'm not a big fan of being kidnapped and dropped off in some strange place, so someone had better start explaining right the fuck now.

I've got a lot of connections between the CIA and Torchwood and if you think you're going to get away with whatever it is you're attempting to do, you can think again. I want some answers…and I want them now.

Rex Matheson, Torchwood CIA Torchwood. I've had a rough week and I'm the last person you want to mess with right now.


[Filter is added in later after instructions from Rose Tyler]

Okay, could someone tell me what's going on? Why are we in Kansas? I've got to get my boyfriend home, okay. This isn't cool.

I want to know what's going on. Now.