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Rex Matheson suddenly can't die. ([info]suddenlycantdie) wrote in [info]wariscomingcom,
@ 2011-09-15 22:34:00

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Entry tags:amy pond, rex matheson, rose tyler, sexy/tardis

Filtered against evil
Hello? I don't know where the hell I am but I can tell you one thing for certain: I'm not a big fan of being kidnapped and dropped off in some strange place, so someone had better start explaining right the fuck now.

I've got a lot of connections between the CIA and Torchwood and if you think you're going to get away with whatever it is you're attempting to do, you can think again. I want some answers…and I want them now.

Rex Matheson, Torchwood CIA Torchwood. I've had a rough week and I'm the last person you want to mess with right now.


[Filter is added in later after instructions from Rose Tyler]


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[info]thedoctorswife
2011-09-16 03:19 am UTC (link)
Quite the demander. Many people think that way, quite common here. Who did this, I need answers, have I been kidnapped. It makes sense, but it doesn't make it true. Or does it? Maybe you were kidnapped just not in the way you think you were. Your connections won't help you.

You're not in your own universe. Tricky business. Seals. Not the animal. War between 'good' and 'evil' though really, isn't that subjective? But more so, war between the survival of the human race and it's annihilation. Location. Lawrence, Kansas the night of September 15 in the year 2011.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 03:27 am UTC (link)
Oh, I don't know, the top dogs are a pretty crafty pair.

Sounds right up our alley. Doesn't mean I like it or that I'm gonna stick around. I did my part saving the world a couple of days ago, I'm good for a little while. I just wanna know who brought me all the damn way to Kansas? from DC and why.

...I know what day it is, thank you. The fuck...?

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[info]thedoctorswife
2011-09-16 03:34 am UTC (link)
So this isn't new to you, then. Good! It can be quite startling for a lot of people here. Time and space and dimension travel and the like. That said, you have no way back to where you want to be. None of us do. Unless the Seal decides to send you back which also happens. Timelines here are wrong. People from your past are here and you their future or so it is with a lot of people.

Not everyone does. People are brought from all over. Universes colliding and the like. Amazing we haven't imploded from the paradoxes.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 03:38 am UTC (link)
Christ not more time travel talk, you've got to be kidding me.

All right, I'll bite. What's this Seal you're talking about?

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[info]thedoctorswife
2011-09-16 03:42 am UTC (link)
Seal of Hell. Biblical apocalypse if we're being precise. Angels and Demons. Lucifer. The Seal brings people from numerous dimensions. Some who you would think to be fictional actually are not. Or they are. Here. But not to them. No they are quite real. Tricky business.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 03:53 am UTC (link)
First the Miracle and the Blessing and now this huh? If I didn't know any better, I'd think that this was all just a really long, really bad dream.

You always talk like this? In riddles, I mean?

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 03:56 am UTC (link)
Torchwood??

For the record, your connections aren't going to help you here. It's basically like the welcoming committee before me said. You've been pulled through a Biblical seal into another dimension. You're here to help ward off this dimension's Apocalypse complete with angels, demons, and good old Lucifer.

Which reminds me, you may want to add a filter against evil to your entries in this forum. Satan, apparently, is quite tech savvy. So are his cronies.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 03:59 am UTC (link)
Fantastic. If I never hear another Biblical reference again as long as I live which will be apparently forever thanks to World War II, I think I will be all right with that.

But, like I said, the top two connections are a couple of crafty motherfuckers and I wouldn't put it past World War II to show up here. Guy's got a hard on for all things fucked up and crazy.

...how would one go about doing that, exactly?

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
Yeah, sorry about that. I was never much a church goer, really, and now it's all over the place.

World War II? Been there I don't think a war can actually break through. I mean, other than the war on crazy that we're fighting, oh, every day.

Simple enough. Just mark the subject line of your post as Against Evil. It's a handy little trick someone smarter than me came up with.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 04:21 am UTC (link)
Same here. Religion was never really my thing.

Yeah, it's that stupid coat Jack wears. He looks like he came from World War II. Hence the name. Not the war itself. I'm so tired of fighting right now. I'm beat. Although, I guess I'm primed to fight forever, now. Literally.

Nice, thanks, I'll fix it now. What's your name? I didn't catch it.

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 04:29 am UTC (link)
Holy mother of

Wait, you don't mean Captain Jack Harkness, do you? Tall, handsome, devil may care grin that totally lights up a room?

And I don't think anyone has to fight forever. It's not a requirement, you're welcome to bow out any time. Though if you're any good at self defense, you may want to use it here.

Rose Tyler. It's a pleasure. Where are you now? There's an apartment complex set up for people like us. Well, two, really, but I don't know the other that well.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 04:38 am UTC (link)
I don't know about all that, but yeah, Capt'n Jack himself. I spent a lot more time paying attention to Gwen, if I'm honest, so maybe I just missed the handsomeness and devil may care grin.

Yeah well. I don't get to bow out anymore. Thanks to World War II, I'll be around for a long ass time, so I might as well make myself useful, I guess.

Likewise. I don't know, in some room. Bare as hell with just a bed and a computer.

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 04:47 am UTC (link)
Shame, that. Would be surprised if he hadn't hit on you a time or ten to be honest. But Gwen's lovely, wouldn't blame you at all there.

That's the same attitude he had. Wait. Why? How did that happen?

Huh. Well, then. Lucky. I'm hoping you're here, then, or else you're kinda screwed.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 04:51 am UTC (link)
Maybe once when I was only half-paying attention? Why, does he swing that way? She really is. I didn't hate the husband either and I felt pretty shitty about the whole thing with the baby but...it was better anyway, in the end.

Long story short: blood transfusion. You know Jack, then, you know...you know? Because...yeah. Me too.

Yeah, sounds like it. What should I see when I look out the bedroom window?

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 05:00 am UTC (link)
Oh, Jack swings all ways. I don't think there's a way he doesn't swing. Hold on, what baby?


Actually, last I heard, not everyone knew. But...so that means... Oh my god. Oh. Oh no. No no no. I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I can't even imagine.

There's some shops and a little restaurant on one side and another row of apartments on the other, I think?

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 05:05 am UTC (link)
Somehow that's not surprising. Gwen's little one? She had a weird name, probably Welsh or whatever, so I don't remember it. She's okay though, I made sure she was still with the husband at least.

Yeah me either. I don't know what he did to me but...yeah. That wasn't what I meant...I meant you seemed to have picked up what I was puttin' down so...I put two and two together and figured if I was wrong your response would've been a little more "what the fuck?" and a little less what you just said. No reason for you to be sorry, he did it. But thanks for the sentiment.

Oh okay, yeah, looks like a poor man's outdoor strip mall?

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 05:16 am UTC (link)
Welsh, I'd imagine. Gwen's from a long line of Welsh families. The baby...is it okay?

Yeah. I know. I knew him before it, though. Thought he was dead. Oh my god, I Imagine my surprise when I saw him again and he wasn't. And it's more my fault than you thi I can still be sorry for the position you're in. He saved your life. You have to remember that.

That'd be the one. Welcome home?

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 05:26 am UTC (link)
Yeah, she's fine, don't worry. I never heard about you but you seem to know a lot. You're not Torchwood, because they all died, save Jack and Gwen, according to what little Esther God rest her soul could find in the archives before the building exploded.

Yeah, wish I had a picture of the looks on his and Gwen's faces when I came back, shit. The Miracle saved my life. Jack just stole my glory. I was giving my life to take down The Blessing and he fucked it up with his freak blood.

Oh hell nah. I ain't livin' in another abandoned room, I'm done with that. Where's the real digs, baby girl? You can't be serious.

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 06:04 am UTC (link)
Doesn't surprise me. I'm kind of not a part of your world anymore. And, actually, I am Torchwood. Then Ianto is...oh, hell.

Ever see the movie Forrest Gump, Rex?

Then I'd suggest you redecorate, mate. You're welcome to find a place elsewhere, course, that costs money and hi, here? You don't exist.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 06:09 am UTC (link)
All right...? Torchwood is dead. Jack and Gwen brought it back for the Miracle and took Esther and I along for the ride but...how are you Torchwood when it doesn't technically exist anymore?

Yeah...I think probably everyone has seen that movie, though I'm not entirely sure why that's relevant...?

Good thing I still have that foreign account, then. Getting screwed by the CIA didn't totally suck. It had its benefits.

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 06:18 am UTC (link)
First of all, there were several Torchwoods in your world to begin with. Secondly? I'm not from your world. I'm from a different dimension, different branch of the operation. We're a much bigger corporation, actually.

Forrest saved Lieutenant Dan's life and all Lt. Dan could do was bitch about not having legs. Just made me think of that is all. Don't get me wrong, it's got to suck being you right now. I'm just saying. You're alive.

You assume that it's active in this world. Try accessing it. Good luck with that.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 06:26 am UTC (link)
Firstly, fair enough, however, again...the organization ceased to exist entirely. Secondly, just when I thought things couldn't get any higher on the crazy scale, wow. All right. Well, at least there's still a Torchwood somewhere, then.

Ah. Sucks to not have legs. Sucks even more to know you're going to...live the way I'll live. You're right, but you're right on both accounts.

My PIN isn't working. FUCK ME! Seriously?! That was a hundred G's! COME ON!

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 06:45 am UTC (link)
I think the Doctor would actually be pleased to hear that. Course, you haven't met him yet, but if you were able to look into Torchwood's records at all, you might know of him. And yeah. It's pretty crazy. And I blame your world's Torchwood, well, one of them anyway, for the entire mess. But that's neither here nor there.

It isn't fair that either of you have to live that way. But the point is that you'll get to live. And, hopefully, make the world a better place for it, like Jack has.

I know. Believe me. I didn't grow up with money. Then I had money. Now I don't have money. I miss it, not gonna lie.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 06:50 am UTC (link)
The Doctor? I've heard of him, Jack mentioned him once right before we both died. We weren't, most of it was wiped out. Damn, I'm startin' to think I should stick with the CIA title.

There's no "get to" when you've watched people you care about die and you know there's never going to be a meeting in Heaven or wherever. There's "have to" instead. But in any case, I'm not gonna waste it sitting on my ass feeling sorry for myself. Not all the time, anyway.

Not cool. Not even cool.

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 04:30 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, well, Torchwood in your world, not Jack's but another, caused some pretty big issues in our lives. So he's never been a big fan. That and what they stood for. Jack, apparently, changed it around to something a bit more worthy. So did my dad my mum's husband, at the one where I work.

CIA will actually sound better around here. Just so you know. Torchwood doesn't exist in this world, the CIA does.

Oh, you're welcome to a time or two. No one would blame you. But you may as well put it to good use. And I really am, SO sorry.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Well, whatever it was before, sounds like it's changed for teh better. Glad I was a part of the latter.

Fair enough. But if I don't exist and I say I'm part of the CIA then I'm a liar. Right? Torchwood doesn't exist in either this world or mine, anymore. Officially disbanded. I'll mull it over.

Oh, I already have and I don't plan on stopping now. So what's the Riddler up there talking about when she says good and evil or whatever? You're talkin' Apocalypse, so as a former Special Agent, I'm kind of itching for details. Do I gotta get back to work like right now? Cuz I can ...I just would've liked a break to finally grieve

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Good point, that. Though we have FBI agents in the same situation. Think on it, but if you're actual law enforcement, there's a place for you here. We could use you.

The Riddler is actually the matrix to a machine that travels through space and time. She's been put into a human body, no idea why or how but she's wonderful. But with all that info, things are about to come out a little scrambled.

So yes. She means the Apocalypse, she means demons vs. angels and the fall of Lucifer. She means Lucifer's attempt at taking over and we're all stuck in the middle. Things are pretty calm at times and pretty hellish at others. Take a breather for now. There's classes you can get involved in to learn how to fight these things off. It's a good place to start.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Well, CIA isn't exactly law enforcement so much as spy work ...intelligence gathering... but I still had to go through police academy for what it's worth. What do you need and who do I talk to?

O...kay...

I know how to fight, baby girl. Can I use a gun? Because if I can use a gun, I'm good. I sleep with that thing on me, it never leaves my side.

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[info]plusone
2011-09-16 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Ah, you know how to fight, but you don't know how to fight demons. Whole different ball game. Same here. I can wield a gun with no problem, but can you use holy water? Do you know the chant to cast an exorcism? Can you remove a demon from its host without harming the host?

Yeah. Exactly. I'd suggest you talk to Sam Winchester, or Dean Winchester if Sam's not around. They're professional hunters, it's what they do. Also, Agent Seeley Booth would be the law enforcement official I'd talk to. Ordinarily I might suggest Juliet O'Hara, and you may still want to, eventually, but she's currently in the medical wing.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 09:15 pm UTC (link)
That just sounded like a whole lotta what the fuck to me, baby girl.

Got it. I'll ask around, then. I don't want to work with another woman just ye Thanks.

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[info]ponderously
2011-09-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
Connections don't really mean a thing here.

And you say Torchwood like it should mean something?

[ooc: My Esther muse is staring at my right now :P]

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Amy
[info]plusone
2011-09-16 04:14 am UTC (link)
Torchwood actually means an awful lot.

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Rose
[info]ponderously
2011-09-16 04:23 am UTC (link)
Why does no one tell me anything

So what is it then?

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Amy
[info]plusone
2011-09-16 04:30 am UTC (link)
Well, it's where I work, for one. In my dimension. And the Doctor actually sort of started the whole thing. Apparently it dates back to the Victorian era. When someone and I'm not saying who but his name may rhyme with Shockter pissed off Queen Victoria herself.

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Rose
[info]ponderously
2011-09-16 04:46 am UTC (link)
He really needs to start telling me things. Being in the loop would be nice.

Are you kidding me? That's hilarious! What did he do?

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Amy
[info]plusone
2011-09-16 04:51 am UTC (link)
To be honest, I'm not sure he knows much about it. Well, mine he does. Sort of. Long story.

I...may have helped. Her Majesty doesn't enjoy werewolves. We're actually banished from Victorian Scotland.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 04:23 am UTC (link)
So I'm hearing.

It's...pretty serious business. Damn that's a nice get up, girl Bigger than my former title at the CIA, anyway.

[ooc: DOOOO IIIIIT!!!!]

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[info]ponderously
2011-09-16 04:32 am UTC (link)
From what I've seen most business is pretty serious. So what is it then? CIA well then, that's impressive. Bet it paid well.

[ooc: /totters over to holds post!]

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 04:42 am UTC (link)
Above the government. Top secret shit. I'm pretty new, so I don't really know a lot about the history of it or anything; someone destroyed all of the archives on it, so all I know is what I saw and what I did and it was...some shit. You'd think, but not as well as it should've.

<[ooc: #winning!]

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[info]ponderously
2011-09-16 05:13 am UTC (link)
Someone didn't like you lot then? Do something the government didn't like?

I'm Amy, by the way. Amy Pond.

[ooc: IDEK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF NOW TORCHWOOD IS OVER TBQH.]

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 05:28 am UTC (link)
You have no idea, baby girl, no idea. I just tried to put shit right. Government is corrupt...they didn't like the kink in the plans.

Nice to meet you, Amy Pond.

[ooc: same here!! :(]

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[info]ladyoffreedonia
2011-09-16 10:23 am UTC (link)
Hello Rex Matheson, Torchwood. Dr Martha Jones. UNIT.

Glad to see you're getting filled in on the situation at least.

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Nice to meet you, Dr. Jones. Don't really know what UNIT is, but that's fair game I suppose. I didn't know what Torchwood was until I ended up in the middle of it.

Yeah, well. I'm not happy about it, to say the least.

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[info]ladyoffreedonia
2011-09-16 09:34 pm UTC (link)
You haven't heard of UNIT? We're fairly public especially lately. Linked with the UN tentatively. They're not sure what to do with us.

Torchwood has that effect. And no its not the perfect situation but it is what it is really. Have to adapt

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-16 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Yeah? What's UNIT stand for? Maybe I've just heard the long name?

Oh, I've got more adapting to do than you know, sweetheart. I am not loving this whole new life thing I've got going on.

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[info]ladyoffreedonia
2011-09-17 02:57 am UTC (link)
Unified Intelligence Taskforce?

Oh? How's it new?

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[info]suddenlycantdie
2011-09-17 02:58 am UTC (link)
Huh. Nope, new to me.

Long story...sounds crazy.

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