War Is Coming Communications.

[Text to Dorbs (AKA Loki)]
I'm bored. We need to do a movie night. With me, you, and that one couple. Needy and Thor.

(sent a few moments later)

Dorbs entertain me.

[Text to Needy]
I think we need to do a movie night some time. Me, you, Dorbs, and your BF.

It's not every day you open up a box of Cocoa Puffs and find Frosted Flakes.

[ooc: Backdated a bit, because work consumed my sooooul and kept me from posting!]

Heaven... I'm in Heaven... and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak...

Hello, everyone... Did you miss me?

[Dean]

I missed you, Dean.

[Castiel]

Just how many more are you going to tell of my existance? Do you want to get me killed? Do you know how many out there want to kill me? For what I've done? I've commited treason, Cas. I was supposed to be dead. If anyone else asks, you tell them I'm dead!

Living with muggles is kind of brilliant. My Dad's side of the family were all muggles and I thought they were brilliant too. The things you lot come up with to make up for the fact you don't have magic? Love it. Rock n' Roll was your best contribution to this world. That and punk rock.

So, from the bottom of my heart? Thank you.

Don't you ever wish you could like go back to a time when you hadn't lost anything at all? Everything is gone here. Everything gets taken away.

Wow. I didn't used to be like this. I used to be able to find something to love in everyone and everything, but now? I don't know. All I can see is hatred and like bitterness. I just want the world to feel horrible like how I feel. I want it to burn down until there's nothing left. Oh wow, but like... there isn't anyone here to hurt, is there? Not anyone I used to love anyway. It's very lonely, but it's what I wanted.

So like.. why am I still so miserable?

You know, I got bored today and kicked a puppy.

Wasn't as fun as it used to be. Gotta move onto bigger targets.

[Demons and Lucifer]
Do we have any orders? Things have been quiet on my front and I hate it

I've got some weed for sale, if any of you want some. Quality is decent. I've had better, but the dude who's handing it out is being a prick about superiority getting dibs on the good shit, so it's been a bitch getting the top of the line stuff.

To spite him, I'm halfing the price. Who's down?

There are still a lot of phrases that do not make sense. Such as starting a sentence with "in Soviet Russia" and to continue with what seems words out of order. Apparently it is some form of joke?

And Freddie, thank you for the game, I quite enjoyed it.

I'm really still unsure how to feel about this Lady Gaga person. On the one hand, she's very controversial, dresses strangely, and there doesn't seem to be a single topic off limits with her. However, she's also a strong woman speaking out for the things she believes in and standing up for what she feels is right. I think I'm just grateful not all singers in the two-thousands involve quite such a moral dilemma in declaring yourself a fan.

In other news, I've got to get a hobby, or preferably, an actual career. There's an entire television channel devoted to food and how to make it. Now, after watching one woman make fudge and another make tarts, I'm both craving sweets and dying to try making them myself. I don't guarantee that wouldn't result in disaster.

John Rainbird. I will kill you.

There's some lady around here who kicks puppies.

You should both stop by the Roadhouse if you can. I'm working tonight, but I can spend my break with you guys.

The demon who just showed up on the boards talking about Sam and Dean. Who is he?

[Text to Phoebe Halliwell]
Ladybug is here. I found her in bushes earlier when I went to the store.

I thought I should text you. I think she just got here. She's a kid like 11. You might wanna come get her?

[OOC: Pretend this was sent earlier in the day!]

Am I the only one who would tap Mary Winchester's ass?

No, but seriously. What's with the MILF influx lately?

Dear babies,

It was exciting for a day. It was less exciting but totally awesome for a day. It was less awesome but totally adorable for a day.

At this point, you're just being spiteful and you're hurting me and severely depriving me of sleep, so kindly STOP KICKING ME ALL NIGHT!

Love,
Mom
Mommy
Darcy

Um...what the fuck. No, seriously.

Okay, so, me doing that thing that I'm not supposed to do is highly frowned upon, I know. But what about in the event of an emergency? As in, no other option emergency? Last time he was here, we had no other way
Ruby's knife won't work on him, I couldn't exorcise him, it's gotta be

Who do I speak to about participating in boosting the complex's security?

As I understand it, there is a second complex as well. Is any aid needed with security there?


[Tony]
I've made those modifications you suggested, if you'd like to see them.

[Conner]
How are you?

I hate when you have a bad dream, and then all day long you just feel...weird.