War Is Coming Communications.

Got out of Montana, it was really great. Nice spot for camping. We were heading toward east next, probably New York.. but not sure about that now, given the latest news so far. East Coast areas might not be the best direction right now. Maybe we should head west instead, maybe to Vegas or California. And ALASTAIR is back?! What the Hell. I do NOT want to be under that knife, not again Goddammit!! Why

How's everything in Lawrence? I mean, aside from.. you know. Never thought I'd hear of that one here again. He is very dangerous, more powerful than the usual demon. I still remember what I had to suffer because of him. Under that knife is not a fun place to be, I know. It felt neverending. Never thought I'd be so happy as when that rescue happened. And now it's all back in my mind again But we can probably come back sooner if necessary. Unless it's better for us to be abroad and on the move for a while. Maybe we can help with a couple hunts here and there around the country. We'll call if we hear anything abnormal though, just to touch base on tactics and stuff, if needed. I do miss being around the complex a bit lately, though

[Halliwell Filter]
Unless it's better for Prue to back now, we could always go on the road again later on. Might be better for her to be back due to the Alastair situation, having the Power of Three would be a good idea for an emergency, or if there's going to be a rescue team just in case he tries the same thing a second time around. Might be hard to channel that threefold power if she's still away Please be careful, I can't stress enough the amount of danger everyone is in now. If I were back now, I probably wouldn't even leave the complex.

Hey.

Most accurate pie chart ever. Because I needed something to laugh at. Figured you guys might too.

So… I've heard of an apartment complex that doesn't charge rent. Does anyone know just how fire-proof the building is?

So, the singing demon guy. He's serious bad news.

Don't talk to him, don't tell him where you are or where the complex is, or that you have anything to do with me. I'm sure that won't make you 100% safe from him, but it's a start. You won't be as big of a target if you pretend you've never met or heard of me. If you haven't, good. We'll get introduced once this guy is dead.

It might also be a good idea to stick close to the complex for a while, and don't wander around Lawrence alone. Trust me when I say you do not want this guy getting his hands or knives on you.

[Adam & Mel]

This goes for you guys, too. I don't think he knows anything about you two yet, and it'd be best to keep it that way, okay? Just... lie low.

[Jules]

...this definitely goes for you, too. Pretend you don't know me. Sorry. This guy is worse than the demon that had you, last time, though, trust me. We can still text or talk on here under filters, but... I don't want him to even threaten to go after you.

I know you saw him.

Can we talk or are you going all silent and stoic to protect me?

I do not like to beg demand ask your help. If circumstances were different I would have dealt with this by myself, but we all know that is no longer an option.

There is a demon problem, and you need to fix it.

Here's a thought: how about we don't go taunting the torture-happy demon?

How any of you are still breathing I'll never know. Morons.


[Anna]
That means you too, princess.

Know what's really freaking weird? When your wife randomly comes home with a kid.

Alright. So here's the thing. Me and Sam were talking the other day and I mentioned the town I'm from is called Devil's Kettle. It doesn't exist here, but that's not the point.

Then me and Sam came up with an idea. I mean, it probably won't go anywhere or anything, but hey, might be worth checking out, right?

We have no idea where Lucifer is hiding out, or where other big name demons are, but mostly Lucifer. And there's a lot of places in the US with Devil or Hell or shit like that in the name. So that got us thinking, why don't I, and maybe at least one of you guys, go check some of these towns out? See if we can find anything suspicious going on? Especially you two godly ones that can teleport and stuff. I mean, if we do happen to find someone like Lucifer I'm not saying we take him head on or anything, we get the hell out of Dodge if we spot him, but still. He seems to like his irony, and wouldn't it be ironic if he was chillin' somewhere called Devil's Town or Satan's Kingdom?

And Darcy, if you come you are so hanging back.

PS: Sam was the only one of the people around before that I have on this filter, so I feel like I should tell you guys. I have history with Alastair. He's even managed to hold me captive and put me under torture and shit. He's not a joke. He's not a regular demon. He's bad news and you guys should steer clear. Especially you, Darcy.

So if I threw a party, would any of you actually come I'm thinking about throwing a party. Anyone interested in coming if I do?

Fuck you, AC/DC! I hate Highway to Hell.

Aren't there any radio stations that come in clear besides Classic Rock FM?!

I want you two to hear it from me before she comes popping up and you get freaked out or anything.

My daughter is here. Penelope. Or PJ, but I call her Ladybug and apparently you do, too, Piper. And Paige. And, well, most people, actually.

[Filtered to Dean]
Dean, Dean, Dean...

Have you looked outside lately? Or are you too busy trying to avoid me? You know, that won't get you very far. I'll come to you, if I have to.

[Filtered to Lucifer and the other demon-characters]

How can I be... of service?