War Is Coming Communications.

Guess who I'm tethered to?

I'm a little afraid for my life here.

She pulled a gun on me. What the hell is going on?

...Amy? Doctor?

Are you here too?

This is the worst honeymoon ever

So, vampires... How do you keep them from eating you? Like ripping into your throat and sucking your blood from your body til you're dead? Does the garlic work? I don't mind garlic. I eat Italian all the time. Does it work??

This whole deal? While inconvenient, I have to say I'm kind of relieved that I'm not stuck side-by-side with some psycho.

Awkward

So, as I can already see, a lot of us are stuck with someone else. So, rather than saying it sucks like everyone else is... I'm just saying whatever, I took off work this week, until this blows over.

[Aunt Prue]
I'm stuck to your boyfriend.

[Adam]
Stuck to anyone?

head ache is even worse then kryptonite.

canteven fly

whatisthis

[ooc: in the middle of the nigh! Yes, Kon attempted to leave Tish and flew into the city. Best plan ever right?..wrong. Tish, feel free to go wtf.]

YES, IT IS AN ACTUAL HAMMER. THE HAMMER IS NOT MY PENIS.

EDIT: I'm going to go ahead and apologize in advance for the weather tomorrow.

Sooo today I woke up in one of Pete's fantasies.

How's everyone else?

Hey, Rory person. One more pit stop, then I'm cool with heading off wherever. Some dude at the complex is claiming to be Thor. As in the god of thunder. So yeah. Gotta test that out.

So you're here are you?

It smells like al- She eats all th- I have a headache. If anyone needs me, you can find me at the Roadhouse for as long as this...thing lasts.

FML.

Someone fix this.

I am stuck to someone. I cannot leave them without excruciating pain. Obviously this makes working impossible as I cannot have a civilian on the field. But cases do not solve themselves.

Just how are we supposed to work? Abby can make him fake credentials, yes, but he is not in shape to be able to handle it.

I do not like this.

Hey. Not sure if we've officially met, but my name is Booth I'll be your sitter and it looks like you got stuck with my field partner for this round of Kansas Crazy we're doing. Sorry if she startled you, but we still have a job to do despite our new and funtastic situations. but I'll be making sure you stay safe.

So we're all waking up alongside random people, are we?

Again. Well, at least for me. Can't say much about you lot, except I'm fairly certain that this time it has absolutely nothing to do with mutated wine and a dancing monkey.