War Is Coming Communications.

The guy they got playing me in the new Spider-Man movie has really great hair.

I don't get it, is it a threesome if only two of us are doing it and one is watching?

Still in the mood for New Orleans?

So who wants to give me a lift to New Orleans? I'll pay you in nickels and muffins. Maybe a hug!

Daddy i did something bad im sorry my princpal is gonna call you im in the office.

[OOC: Yes, Parker did do something bad. He got into a shoving match with the little boy that has been being mean to Phil; his principal will be calling Booth a few minutes after this text was sent, he's probably going to be sent home for today.]

Hey. You got a minute?

So, I've been around town for a few days now and I've decided something.

As far as things to actually do, this city is freaking boring. I think we should all relocate to New York where it is decidedly less boring.

So, a giant marshmallow man? I know I'm not the only one who thinks that would make a perfect BIG cookie. Two matching, flat, chocolate circles and we'd have the world's biggest Oreo. Just thinking about a treat that big makes me hungry even more But smores suddenly sound like a very good idea right now. Maybe I can help with some heat power or my Martian vision

Who's up for smores?

[ooc: As of now, THIS is attacking the city. It can be defeated and roasted as desired, but it'll likely take a group effort to do so.]

Nearly being stepped on by a giant marshmallow was just what I needed in my day.

ELPHIE I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!

I found it when I was organizing my room. You're going to really really like it <3

If I hadn't begun to long ago suspect that this entire place is some sort of mad house I would ask if this is what going mad feels like

Well, I can add this to the list of things I never thought I'd have to say publicly without any sort of psychotropic influence, but if anyone is injured by the...giant, seemingly malevolent marshmellow man message or call me and I'll come to you to provide medical attention or transportation back to the complex. If anyone with fighting skills beyond convincing this thing of its sheer impossibility would like to volunteer to assist that would be appreciated.

River
How did the earth saying from that Old Earth children's book father bid on for you at that hospital charity auction go..."curiouser and curiouser." I'm sorry between this and clinic hours I haven't been home today. How are those...unseasonal berry things?

Okay, so we have a bunch of people that can fry a giant marshmallow one way or another but lightsabers may just be the only way to evenly and cleanly divide the body for these s'more things without messing up someone's knives or whatever with all that gooey stuff. I am pretty sure the rest of the people here who own them won't want to be bothered with it.

Therefore, I think it is imperative for the good of humanity that my grounding be temporarily reversed. I'm just saying.

So let me know when it needs chopping?

I wake up from my nap to see the Stay Puft marshmallow man??

Who's up for s'mores? I hope you like 'em crispy on the outside. I'm setting out to turn this guy into a giant snack.

Cute, it stepped on a car.

Human pancakes anyone?

And here I thought there were strange things in my world. Even the most bizarre abomination there pales in comparison to this giant man made of marshmallow.

What is a marshmallow anyhow?

This marshmallow guy is the last straw. I'll be locked away in my apartment if you need me.

Okay, so suspending myself from a roof so that I can wale on this thing has easily been my best idea since deciding to get sober. Also, I think I've met the insane stunt prerequisite for starring in the Expendables sequel.

I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER.

Ok, who wants to get me back to Kansas now?

Oh screw this, I know I told Leon I'd behave but count me in against the marshmallow!  I have chocolate cookies and a box of graham crackers. 



[to leon]
Sorry but really, you expect me to stay put?  This looks like FUN!And really, chance of my little problem being a bigger one, really it's against a large marshmallow.

Marshmellow man Phil did you see the marshmellow man now I'm hungry!

I've seen a lot of strange traffic jams but this is the first marshmallow road block I've seen. So whats the plan? I'm thinking we torch this thing, make those smores and call it a night. The first one suggesting camp fire songs, holding hands, and kumbaya gets shot.