War Is Coming Communications.

Are people going to be offended by a use of Force Lightning if I go fry the marshmallow thing?

Think about it?

Two islands down and this is stil worth missing the marshmallow. Much as its kinda cool. Have fun and save us an arm. On this trip I have learned Sam is more of a history nerd than even I thought. I'm getting the official history and the lore history and sometimes there are examples, always there is waving of arms. Its special.

Fun Facts

I have had eight Mohitos so far today. Sam has had two. Guess who is drunker
Ouzo actually gets me drunk fairly quick, clearly its evil.
He is glaring at me for getting to the laptop first
He looks gooood in shorts and is often topless around me
I have been glared at by many for getting so lucky.
I'm married to the most amazing man in the world.

[Jennifer]

Yes it counts as a threesome if he's enjoying it.

Nuns are fun, remarkably fun. I once had a threesome with a nun and a repentant prostitute.

...stop reminding me so much of myself.  ...

Where's Bill Murray when you need him?

Good news: it is just marshmallow. It can be burned.
Bad news: I can't do it alone, I tried and its just too big.

Gonna need some help here, I've also managed to get everyone it's almost killed so far to safety I think.. but seriously you guys, can we melt it yet? It isn't exactly a fluffy bunny, it can do damage.

Okay, uh...why am I in Kansas, and why is everything covered in melted marshmallow? How did my life become such that I actually have to ask these sorts of questions?

Is it always so cold here? ...And what is 'here', anyway?

I just found a flier for auditions for Les Miserables.

I'm going for it. I need a distraction

I kept pinching myself but I'm awake.

Someone...get photos. Lots of them.

..Lavender is gone. Christ what's wrong with people latel She did that disappearing spell thing with all the noise she knows I don't like and is just gone. Until further notice the restaurant is closed. I think she just needs some space.

I'd feel better if I knew where she was but

[Bella]
You okay?