War Is Coming Communications.

I need three volunteers. Two male, one female. Anyone willing? All I need is a strand of hair.

[ooc: For threatening Gabriel the Trickster last night, Dean woke up as a chipmunk this morning. He is accessing the board via his phone, as a small rodent, thus the horrible attempts at typing. Carry on.]

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I was told that I shouldn't bother to come into work today. Or tomorrow. Or anytime in the near future.

So thank you.

Is this still a dream? Dean's a rat thing.

..I'm going back to bed.

So, it's the holidays. I think that more people maybe need something to put a smile on their face. Especially since so many people are butting heads right now.

I have an idea.

Post here with your name and I will respond with something nice about you (others can as well if they would like).

Anyone can participate!

Christmas shopping is going to be easy this year, since I'm not in Mystic Falls.

I found a job working the register and then some at this occult shop. I think the owner is a witch. She got a reading off me the second I stepped in there. Talk about easy access.

[FILTERED TO CAROLINE]
I think my new boss is a witch. It's hard to read her, but I definitely feel something. But I don't think she's the bad kind. I hope. But I found a job! Now just to find the perfect apartment.

I want to get Damon a present for Christmas, since he hasn't been going around murdering people. Except I don't know what you get a guy like him. Alcohol?

You're SO going to love your present. I hope.

[FILTERED TO ELPHABA]
I'm planning on moving in with Caroline when we find the right place, but until then, I'm going to stay in the motel. I still want you to stay with me if you're not ready to go back to Jack's, so when we do move and you're still not ready? I'll talk to Caroline.

Is that okay?

I don't get it. Half of you seem to live on this thing. What happened to the good ol' days of you know, going out and doing stuff?

[Filtered to Angel]
Maybe we should talk
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I still lo
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Hi.

I got stopped on the sidewalk today. Some guy asked if I was interested in tending bar at some lounge called Allstar's. I need the cash, so I checked the place out. It turns out it's a fucking topless bar. No thank you.

Anyway, all of the other jobs I've looked for require documentation. I thought I was good with that, but apparently I don't exist in this world. Is there anyone who could help me score an ID? All the stuff required to work here?

They re-made Karate Kid? That should be illegal. That's one of the best movies of all time, and now it's..who even is that kid? Is that a girl?
Why doesn't Jackie Chan go all Drunken Master on that other dojo guy. That is not the Jackie Chan I know and love. This is so wrong.

I hate Christmas.

[OOC: This is accompanied by Jack going around and tearing down random decorations all over Lawrence. At least a few houses on every street is hit around the place.]

So I just heard there's this Ramones tribute band performing tonight. Anyone want to go? Please don't make me beg for a ride

As of right now I have no plans for tonight. I think this should be changed.

Anyone up for going out?

Okaaaay. This is still Kansas, but why can't I find the Kent Farm or Smallville?

So, I was thinking, to get some money for Christmas I need a job, but I don't have many marketable skills. Does anyone want singing lessons?

Ugh. I feel like crap again. :(

Ron, will you bring some ice cream home with you tonight? Butter pecan?

Is it normal for everyone to be so stressed at this time of year? It's really rubbing off on m I've only heard tales of this, never quite experienced a holiday like this before.

That woman better have been right that this website will give me "all the answers I need"

Emmett, Edward, if I've been caught up in another of your ridiculous prank wars, there will be hell to pay.