War Is Coming Communications.

Alright. Anyone with the last name Winchester or related to the Winchesters, stay in tonight.

Anyone else who wants to go looking for the demon, come to the Roadhouse and we'll leave from there.


[Mary]
That obviously doesn't apply to you, if you want in.

Right. About the whole..friendly couch deal. I'm not entirely sure what I said, still fuzzy and painful, but it won't happen again. publicly

Sam had his phone and it seemed

So, I'm really glad a lot of people were interested in my last post. I kind of expected the reaction people had when I asked if I could sit at their lunch table in fifth grade when Xander was home sick that time. High school really is over! Maybe we could all meet in my room [room number in the complex, um, yeah I should get on getting Willow a room] tomorrow at 1pm for a sort of...first meeting? Also with all the scary stuff going on lately maybe we can work on protective spells first? Or any way we could help really. The group of us must be able to do something.

I'll get some cheese, everyone likes cheese right?

When I get out of bed and come out there, how many times am I getting punched in the face?

[ooc: The morning after Sam's night of drunken stupidity. Yes, he's hiding in the bedroom. >_> ]

Do you want to maybe not taunt Azazel who very well might have Hermionie. Let me deal with him.

Morons.

Anyone ever see a clown get eaten by his own balloon animals before?

It's actually a lot more gory than you'd think it would be.

I need you to come with me now.

[Text added to Spike]
I'm grabbing Martha. You can do that sniffing thing and sniff Buffy out can't you?

Hermione sent me her patronus. It's supposed to lead me us to her. She sounded sca

[ooc: If you guys want, he can have been with the other recovering Winchesters when the cute widdle shimmery otter showed up. So they can have seen it too. Plus, it's sticking with him until he gets to her anyway. :D]

[[You can tell it's a bad situation because the GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ARE INCORRECT in places!]]

Buffy's hurt really bad, I'm not sure where we are, alleyway somewhere near the cheese store, we were getting cheese for the witch-party shes breathing but theres a lot of blood. I was unconscious I don't know exactly what...we need doctors, a lot of doctors, maybe one of those helecopters, which, I guess that wouldn't help but it seems big and official but I don't know exactly where we are and the reading street signs isn't really working right now but someone can find us right? He had yellow eyes, I thought everyone said the demons had black eyes but his were yellow.

[Azazel]

So. What do you want?

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[Voice message attached]

I tipped a tall glass of [unintelligible] this thing. Cleaned it out the best I can. Anyone handy [unintelligible] who can have a look it it?

You okay, Boss Man?

I left my shoe lace in your sink.

Yeah. I'm posting again. But, you know. This is a big freaking emergency so you guys can just get used to it.

How does this sound.

We're sending Ron in as the distraction. I got the cloak for him so he won't just be running in there waving his arms around or anything. I really hope he won't, at least

Then we have two teams move in, one hits the front, one hits the back. We have a third team waiting on the wings in case backup is needed. We should probably have some magic people and some regular punch-em-out people on each team.

Of course, none of this makes much of a difference if we don't have a way to kill the fuck.

Edit: We're not going to worry about killing him right now. Which sucks. Instead we need to exorcise him. It won't kill him, but it buys us enough time to get them out of there.

Here's what I've worked out for the teams so far. Let me know if there's any objections.

( Teams )

willow oh god please tell me you are ok.

thanks fir the rescue. call me if you need back up. ugly eyes neds to go down1

[ooc: Unlike old-man Booth (lol jk) Buffy isn't high on drugs. Her hand is busted and she can't type one handed (come on, this is Buffy she sucks at computers at the best of times).]

Uh.Right..the vicodin is starting to wear off. If I said anything weird, sorry. I needed it to move, it helped me do that. Took away a lot of the pain from throwing my back out. At the hospital with Buffy, who is apparently doing better since she can steal the phone out of my coat pocket. Spike you're a big baby I'll be staying with her tonight.

[Dawn]
So. Buffy's in the hospital.

[ooc: A few on his phone list probably got weird messages like ' my socks are on fire' or etc.]