War Is Coming Communications.

We have a big problem.

You guys need to avoid Samuel Campbell at all costs. Don't meet up with him. Don't talk to him. If you do talk to him, don't let him know that you're suspicious of him.

[Filtered to Winchesters + Ruby]
I'll explain everything when you guys get back to Lawrence. I don't want any of you running off on your own, trying to get to him. I know you guys. I know it's exactly what you're gonna I tried to, but Ruby We'll have to meet up at my apartment. It's safe there and he really won't expect everyone to head that way. Mostly because Ruby makes things kind of awkward. It'd be the last place he'd suspect for us to have a family meeting.
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I know me coming at you with this stuff out of the blue is weird, but you guys gotta trust me on this one. Stay away from him.

I just wanted to remind the people who aren't mad at me right now everyone that mine and Cissie's recital is tonight at 7pm at [address].

I hope you can all come.

I can't believe I am doing this

Can you do me a favour?

Whoever left me that hangover stuff, thank you. Also, uh, sorry to anyone who was trying to get down the second floor stair I can't even remember if I fell down them or just didn't make it up

Is there somewhere else to stay asides from the Complex? Because no offense to everyone there, most of you are great and amazing and nice, and I would love to hang out with a lot of you - but there is no way I am staying there. No freaking way!

I wish Stefan was here.

So, hypothetically, what would you do if I got small furry hopping pets?

So. How do you feel about mind controlling vampires?

Eliot, good show. I'm glad I got it all on tape so that if we ever see Nate and Sophie again, they won't have to miss it.

Now, who can help me with wards and what I need to know about protecting a building against demons and other creepy crawlies?

I told you didn't I. I told you.

They MULTIPLY!

...They're looking at me. Xander come and take them away please


...Crisis Averted. Caroline is going to eat them for me!!

I'm really starting to miss my home. Especially my dog. Anyone else have a beloved animal back home they miss?

[Filtered to Captain Jack]

Did you get a puppy and not tell me?



[ETA: Filtered to Jack Skellington]

A little white puppy followed me home the other day byt the name of Zero. Is he yours?

Randomly, I'm seriously in the mood for dancing or something. I'm going out again.

Anyone want to come with this time?

Thanks to everyone who came out tonight! Now I can go sleep for a week

Cissie, are you okay? You didn't murder Jonathan for almost dropping you, did you?

[Damon]
I think we should maybe stop seeing each other...at least for now.
[/Damon]

ETA: Damon and I aren't seeing each other anymore. I hope you're all happy.

I find it to be funny that you house thieves and a former vengeance demon but you disapprove of my diet. Give me a week and I'm out of the complex.

I suppose me looking forward to the apocalypse makes me a terrible person. Monsters to kill, big bads to piss off, innocents to mock.

Should be a fun ride, eh?