War Is Coming Communications.

TIM WHERE ARE YOU???? i waant you here.

[at quarter to one, Kitty went into the security office where the music was coming over the speakers and short circuited the intercomm]

Police called, we got a noise warning. Go to bed, or they really will be coming. I'm not explaining the weapons collection or the stoned minors to them for you.

I AM TOO SEXY FOR MY PUCK PANTS BITCHES

[ooc: Which is why he's running around the complex in boxers. >>]

TIMOTHY DALTON IS ON TOYSTORY 3!

Alright, I know that we're having a lot of fun with this, and I know people are seeing things. But just remember that this will pass. That's important. No the chairs aren't really going to eat you. Really.

I shouldn't be laughing at this, we have a minor who is high! How is this okay?

Fred! It's finally happened. People are affected by mind altering substances and for once its not either of us!

This is a moment to treasure

Hey guys, just a quick note. (And if you're high come back and read this again tomorrow.)

We've got a new guy in the complex, his name is Kyle. Don't hit him with electricity. This means tasers, super powers that are electricity based, electric spells, anything. It would just end up bad. I don't know how much detail he wants me to go into with this so I'm going to leave it at that.

Just... don't. He's not planning to be a jerk and deserve to get hit with that stuff in the first place, but it's just better for everyone if he isn't.

That's it! Go back to the Christmas funtimes!

PAIGE. PHOEBE. I NEED TO GO EMERGENCY SHOE SHOPPING. I have a date I'm going to a club with Damien Thursday and need shoes. I'm hitting up some of the after Christmas sales in hopes of finding something. Either of you want to come?

I must say, this time of year, this holiday season.. it's really cool. I like the gifts. Secret Santa tradition was fun too, I'm sure everybody had fun with that. Thanks for the music, for the history texts.. and especially the coat! I like that leather coat. Can't wait to start wearing it when I go out in public. Looks great too. I'm wearing it right now, actually

[Prue]
Hope you liked your camera. I'm thinking about wearing this coat when we go to the club on Thursday night, which is pretty soon. Is it okay if this is a d Could we call it a date I can hardly wait to go. :)

[Ron]
Hey, you know what tastes really good? BBQ ribs. Full slab or half. Yeah, it can be a bit messy, but damn it's delicious. There's also chicken; like, buffalo wings is what they call it. They're even served without bones in them so they're easier to eat.

Someone is going to die.

I should probably be shocked or upset that I've managed to find myself on TV, or amused that they'd make an entire show around Clark Kent.

But really it's very informative. It's nice to know a whole lot of deaths could have been spared, but they weren't.

Now that you're all not i
So while I'm waiting to have some sort of proof that I exist in this world, I hear classes are being taught at the complex. I'm nineteen, but I graduated top of my class. I'd like to offer up some help. I could teach basic or advanced computer applications, or Japanese or Russian Classes. I know some Gaelic, Hebrew and German if anyones interested. I've studied a few forms of hand-to-hand combat. My high school classes were pretty easy for me if any of the students want a hand.

...and I think that's all that would apply here. I can do dance classes?

So if any help is needed at all, please let me know.

I'm getting married today. I'm actually getting married!

Guinevere gave me a very nice book for christmas, and I baked a cake from it. And then I noticed there seem to be a lot of hungry people today. So I left it in the kitchen.

Look, can you guys remember that not all of us have powers, we don't all have super strength or the ability to trap people in ceilings or be freaking terrifying hell demon monsters or whatever. So while a jokey half serious threat may be that to you its not that to us. Its real and its scary as hell and you all need to have a little more respect for people that might see it that way.

I've left some tea bags in the kitchen. They're the ones with the Chinese characters on them. Have a cup with honey and it should help with nausea from too much alcohol or, perhaps, eating more than you meant to because of...whatever else. Merry Christmas.

I think I'm glad I decided to sit out the... festivities.

Holidays here are strange, apparently.

Plus the whole family & friends deal sucks when all mine are in another universe, dead, or evil

Great, just when I thought my life couldn't get anymore complicated, I end up here. So this is the communications thing, huh? You Muggles are SO weird! What...fun.

I'm Lavender. And I guess I'm stuck with you lot for a while, so hi.

Oh my god. This place is beomming a high school.

Without a hellmouth. Like actual teenage problems that aren't affected by a hellmouth in some way.

Can't we just get them all shrinks?

I am so out of my element here. No idea what to do

I'm a bully. We all know that. It's not some big, shocking revelation to the whole world or whatever. Thing is, I haven't done that to anyone here. Might've been a little too flirty for my own good, but what can I say? I'm a man. It's not my fault there are so many stunning women in that complex. See? I'm complimenting you ladies. You're gorgeous.

We got off on the wrong foot. That was my bad. I'm sorry, all right? I'll sing you a song to make up for it. Something about us men being dicks. It'll make you smile.

But if you people keep scaring Quinn, I'm outta here. And I'm taking her with me. If she'll We'll go be awesome somewhere else. Like in the Playboy mansion. I've always wanted to go there.

...there is one here, right?

I thought Christmas was the celebration of a religious figure or the celebration of gift exchange.

Not a band of people acting like idiots.

Get the crosses off my door.