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It wounds me deeply the lack of faith the new employees put in motivational skills. I'll be nice and give them until the end of the week before the begin changing that tune. Nothing like being a bitch to whiny new staff to take one's mind off mass delusions
May 1st, 2010
Do you ever feel like you were meant for more than all this office crap work?
I heard there were a few areas that have been getting a bit chilly, with malfunctioning ACs or something. So I got some extra blankets and sweaters for the kids. I hope nothing scares them
And I know Christmas is coming up. I'd like to ask something. Not that it'll happen but I just want to say it anyway. Please don't tell any of the kids that Santa Clause isn't real?Don't want them to cry more Just thought I'd be pre-emptive and mention it first just in case.
And I know Christmas is coming up. I'd like to ask something. Not that it'll happen but I just want to say it anyway. Please don't tell any of the kids that Santa Clause isn't real?
Wait, so we're not supposed to hang up on the people who complain too much? Whoops.
I think I might be drinking some of that crazy juice. I just saw a guy with an AXE sticking out of his HEAD and he DISAPPEARED OH GOD, I FEEL LIKE I'M ON GHOST WHISPERER THIS OFFICE IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR SCARY SHIT I JUST WANT TO PLAY WOW AND EAT CANDY AND ORDER A FUCKING PIZZA
Can we make a buddy system? Bathroom breaks and all? Because that was
I just want to
What the hell did I eat
Can we make a buddy system? Bathroom breaks and all? Because that was
I just want to
What the hell did I eat
Aight, those going to the kickboxing class tonight, I'm pickin' up B and who else? It'll be around 5, 5:30 or so. Class is at 6 at [address] for those who've got their own ride.
( Shane )
[Filtered to Tech Support]
Anyone down there know how to put a paper shredder back together?It won't go back the way it was
I probably should have left it alone but it wasn't working and I thought I could Mine's... currently all over my desk.
Anyone down there know how to put a paper shredder back together?
Okay! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! Whoever put a demented clown mask in my office before closing time I want it gone! NOW! If its gone I won't have to figure out who it is and report you!! I don't care who does it! Just get it the hell out of here!
Scared me half to death! I swear! Damn dreams.
Friends
So after three hours of standing on a line, I finally got someone at the beuracratic cesspool to listen to me. Only to find that they didn't give two shites and they say I have to go to the consolate! But there is no consolate in Lawrence! I don't understand why this is so difficult! Did they lose my paperwork?! No one is giving me any answers! And one of the stove in the kitchens is broken.
I know that everyone is seeing these bloody figures! Has anyone figured out where the hell they're coming from?!
So after three hours of standing on a line, I finally got someone at the beuracratic cesspool to listen to me. Only to find that they didn't give two shites and they say I have to go to the consolate! But there is no consolate in Lawrence! I don't understand why this is so difficult! Did they lose my paperwork?! No one is giving me any answers! And one of the stove in the kitchens is broken.
I know that everyone is seeing these bloody figures! Has anyone figured out where the hell they're coming from?!
Okay, can everyone not want juice for...let's say twenty minutes. I really need to finish this essay. I'm not a genius like some people and I have to work hard for my 4.0.
I need you in the office tomorrow morning bright and early. I don't care that it's Sunday. And bring me breakfast, but not that shit from the cafeteria. I want decent food. And expect to be in the office all day.