War Is Coming Communications.

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These people are insane.

Right. Fitz, have you taken me on another little journey through some other reality to prove something to me? If so, I don't find this funny. Take me back home right now.

So, I think I might have hurt someone by accident.  Not badly but still...

What the hell is going on?

Alright, I think it's about time it was asked.

Who here can suddenly do things that the couldn't do before? Be it some new sort of, dare I say it, power, or simply something like being able to speak other languages that you don't remember learning.

...Я понимаю русский язык. That's new.

With the way things are going, I'm beginning to wonder if there is anyone left in this building who hasn't been experiencing dreams or other strange occurrences.

[Amanda]

I know you don't know who I am but I got your name from one of your co-workers. I'm Benjamin Pierson and I want to know why the hell this buzzing sound rings through my head whenever you're around. I was wondering, forgive me if my question is intrusive, if you had anything on your person that ... buzzes. Because that has to be it. There has to be a logical explanation for this. Because I can take healing abilities but hearing noises onto of that?

[Paige and Cara]

The most interesting happened to me today.

I was working on opening a difficult package that some idiot person thought it was a good idea to wrap with tape just about a million times, when I sliced my hand open with a letter opener. To the bone. Strangely enough, that isn't even the interesting part. No, the interesting part is the fact that I don't have a scar to show for it.

It healed. Completely. Just like that.

I'm married.

Wait, so we're not supposed to hang up on the people who complain too much? Whoops.

Do you ever feel like you were meant for more than all this office crap work?

Well. At least I'm not the only one seeing strange people around. I thought sleep deprivation was finally getting to me.


[Benjamin]

You got some free time soon? It feels like it's been ages since we last talked.


[Doc]

Would you like to go for drinks after work some time?




[OOC: Posted in the right place this time. Damn getting distracted by my phone. -_-]

So I was peelin' this orange... just cause I was hungry y'know.

And I thought about it. It sounds HORRIBLE. When you peel it I mean it's like riiiiiipppp, and even with the segments...

I kinda don't wanna eat it now.

Would someone mind telling me what the hell is going on here? Macleod or Methos, this better be a joke

I knew I should have stayed at the library revising instead of going to that party. Alcohol clearly makes dreams much more elaborate. As a Greek Literature major, I've had some interesting dreams. This, however, takes the cake.

Let's say, just for a second, that I actually buy that this isn't an illusion created by my finals addled brain. Because God knows why I'd choose Kansas of all places to dream about. But let's say, I buy this. Why am I here How did I get here and how the hell do I get back?