Vas Captio Journals

All right. Here's the deal. Management did something to me. When I walk into a building, the electricity kicks on and stays on for a few hours. But it's physically draining for me. So if the situation is serious and you need power, let me know.

-Rachel

Since the experiments been over I been feeling okay, but does that mean I ain't never gonna get what I had never again? I seen people have that, the coughing up blood, before and it ain't nice...it's real bad and I don't wanna feel like that again....

Is there anything I should do to be sure I don't never feel like that ever again?

HURLEY.
I ain't been on the journals lots, but I don't think I seen you post nothing. You okay?

CAPTAIN & INARA.
Why do a couple of people not like the babies? I don't get it.

They're just babies and they ain't done nothing wrong and it ain't their fault they're here or nothing.... I know they cry and they can stink and stuff but...they're babies.

Last week was a bunch of 牛屎. The Management better hope I never get my hands on them, or I swear by Serenity I will make Reavers blush with what I'll do to them.


[Dave]

Just to be clear I am not attracted to you.

Are we square?

I can't rightly say that I ain't never been dropped on a planet without warning, but this is the first time having to write in a gorram journal as a form of communication. It's downright primitive. This 愚笨的 Vas Captio research has got some explaining to do.