Vas Captio Journals

I would literally do just about anything for EH Grill right now. Like it's not even funny, I want one of the grilled salmon salads so goddamned bad. Hey Management, how about instead of picking on people who never asked for your fucking opinion, you just hook us all up with a catering platter from EH Grill and then just silently take notes like normal scientists and let us suffer this stupid bullshit in peace, eh? Just a thought.

DAVE.

I found tequila and peach Schnapps, awwww yeah. I might be a little touched. A little. Tiny bit. Bestie, I'm HUNGRY OMGGGG.

I know that the filter probably won't do anything, but we can at least try, right?

My name is Lydia, I was talking to another person who was kidnapped here named Jeff and we think that it might be smart for all of us to get together and talk about what our next step is. The more we work together the faster we can figure out what's going on, and the faster we do that the better chance we have of actually getting out of here.

Would anybody be interested? We were thinking of meeting at the museum so it's big enough, we don't know how many people are here.

As entertaining as it is to watch everyone freak out at each other on these things, has anyone considered that these were made specifically so that we can all communicate? Just a thought.

Carry on.