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Zelda Charlotte McCoy (putoutthefire) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-12-04 19:34:00

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leonard "bones" mccoy, zelda mccoy

Daddy, can I ask you a question?

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	damn_it_jim 2011-12-05 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you can, kiddo. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-05 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	So, um. Am I allowed to like a boy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 01:52 am UTC (link)
	... there's no safe answer to this, is there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-06 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Think carefully at how nicely I phrased this question. I can always still say what I really mean! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Who is he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-06 02:04 am UTC (link)
	You have to promise, no glaring or stern looks, or lectures against the perils of gonorrhea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 02:05 am UTC (link)
	If it's Jim, it's my civic duty to at least do number three. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-06 02:15 am UTC (link)
	It's not Jimmy. Do you know Duncan? He's come over a few times before. The redhead? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 02:16 am UTC (link)
	It's not Jim? Then we're fine. Date the redhead, just no grandkids better pop out of nowhere, seventeen years old and giving me crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-06 02:20 am UTC (link)
	No, it's not. I mean, he was fun to mess around with, but you think he'll ever commit to one woman? Not unless she's like, made of tits. ... so, you know to knock on my door now, right? I'm just saying, I don't want any repeats of an incident that happened a couple of months ago for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm really relieved that isn't due to happen to me for years then. Being a dad is a lot weirder than I expected. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

putoutthefire
2011-12-06 02:30 am UTC (link)

I'm always safe, you know. I'm training to be a doctor. And it wouldn't be weird if I was the right age. (Which at this point, I think is roughly ... not even a sperm or an ovum yet.)

I'm sorry. But I appreciate you being around for me, and being awesome, and now I'm going to cry and I hate crying so I'm going to think about bears. Fighting. Bears fighting helicopters, 'cause they have missles on their backs.

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	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Which wouldn't make you sad, because it's awesome? See, I'm getting this. Please don't cry, kiddo. I'll knock, and make sure ~~Navi~~ your mom does too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-06 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously, try thinking of something more awesome. I just feel bad. You should get to be a dad the way it's supposed to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Kiddo, if it wasn't for this world, I wouldn't have met your mom. I can handle doing things out of order, don't sweat it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-06 02:41 am UTC (link)
	That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard you say and you're so nice around Mom. Quick, yell at something! Jimmy's going to mock you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	damn_it_jim 2011-12-06 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Eh, let him. Just this once. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	putoutthefire 2011-12-06 02:42 am UTC (link)
	If he does, I'll kick him. (Reply to this) (Parent)