I can only hopes dat de smartest, sweetest, most wonderful girl in de whole worlds is here to sees dis today. I saw you and sees dat your personalities is de most amazing brilliant things in de world and dat is importants! Even if you gots braces, and don't likes on lookings likes a model, I thinks you is pretty as a fall sunsets all red and yellows and orange, only you isn't those colors, dey is de colors of my loves.
If you could accepts on de tokens of love dat I has for you, woulds you be my wifes, Betty?
I makes it myselfs out of tinfoils and real awesome stones I founds lyings around my roommates room!