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[Aug. 27th, 2012|07:36 pm] |
I'm posting to say hello to the new arrivals. I'm Steve Rogers, and I'm currently a patrol officer with the NYPD.
As Tony pointed out, there have been a lot of bewildered posts over the last few days, and I just wanted to say that if you need help getting your feet on the ground, finding a place to stay, and the like, please let me know. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2012|04:07 pm] |
Okay.
New group of kids suspiciously not naming themselves. Are any of you mine and Pepper's? It's cool, we've been there already. |
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[Jul. 17th, 2012|12:15 am] |
[Avengers]
Hi. You don't know me. I'm not really important and I'm sorry to do all of this to you. Loki's here. I don't know what he's planning, but he's planning something. So if any of you could please come and take him some place... else?
I can give you an address. But try not to destroy my place, okay? |
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[Jun. 24th, 2012|11:43 am] |
Everyone settled and enjoying live in Oz? Awesome. Now quit relaxing, we've got work to do.
Suit up, and I mean everyone. Old and new. We can't wait for Goldilocks to show up, there's clean up on aisle 3.
Get to Stark Tower in NYC as soon as you can manage. Within a few hours. C'mon, you assholes are superheroes. And that includes you, Bats. |
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[Jun. 16th, 2012|02:43 pm] |
This is not good. Not good at all.
The other guy doesn't appreciate being dropped out of the sky like that. Not to mention rainbows and vortexes that shouldn't have done what they did. That's scientifically impossible.
If this is Agent Fury's idea of a joke, it's not very funny |
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[Jun. 16th, 2012|11:10 am] |
A lot of new arrivals lately. I admit I sometimes wonder if maybe this place isn't trying to get ready for something.
But considering the general make up of the people it steals, I couldn't begin to guess what the heck it could be. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2012|06:29 am] |
Avengers, check in.
Yeah, all of you. |
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[Jun. 5th, 2012|06:00 pm] |
I'm sorry to bother you all, but can anyone talk me through the steps to open a new page on a telephone internet browser? I need to use one of those search engines to find a telephone number. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|08:17 pm] |
Yeah, yeah, Deadpool's climbing out of the rock he's been hiding under.
...still say I woulda made a bad ass uncle... |
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[Jun. 30th, 2009|12:49 pm] |
I'm feeling like a good hard work out is in order today. It is too warm outside not to get out and move, after all. Clear and zombie-free.
( Olivia ) |
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[May. 23rd, 2009|03:51 pm] |
I need to work out more. It seems like I've been slacking off lately and its...kind of gross. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2009|12:59 am] |
( Pepper ) |
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[Jan. 6th, 2009|12:20 pm] |
( Pepper ) |
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[Jan. 4th, 2009|02:32 am] |
I decidedly miss the Avengers. It was a great group that did a lot of good work and now that I'm working alone...well. It just doesn't have the same luster as it once did.
Oh well.
How was New Years? I actually stayed home. Lame, I know, but...oh well. I'm not one for going out and drinking. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2008|02:04 am] |
Christmas is supposed to be this huge glad tiding of joy and giving. If you're into that kind of Liberal thing.
But when I was growing up, it scared the living shit out of me. Think about it, folks-- you spend all your time as a parent instilling in your kids some really simple edicts: That you should never talk to strangers, that you shouldn't screw around on the roof, burglars are bad, and that kissing Uncle Ted is a familial obligation, even if that beard is really damned scratchy, full of the remainders of that meal you all just had, and he smells like the Anheuser-Busch brewery.
But then you go and turn all that on its head for this time of year, and you tell your kids, "Hey, this fat old guy dressed in bright red clothing that you only met once at the mall is going to break into your home while you're asleep, and you're going to like it." And so you leave him a bunch of cookies and some milk in the hopes that this bribe will distract the felonious fatass from taking an unnatural interest in your Playstation or your TV, because have you ever tried to get a restraining order against a guy who only stalks you once a year?
(Also, come on. Spending all that time with reindeer can't be healthy.)
So every Christmas Eve since I turned old enough to own a gun, I sit awake all night, watching NORAD track that criminal as he makes out like a Jenny Craig's nightmare bandit across the world, and wait for him to show up at my door so I can make like Dick Cheney on a hunting expedition.
I'm still waiting for you, Saint Nick. One day. One day. |
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[Oct. 25th, 2008|10:36 pm] |
( Private [Hackable by any Deity-Type] )
( Psyche )
It's cold outside tonight. I thought it was never supposed to be cold in Southern California. The sand between my toes feel nice, though. I think I'd rather have cold sand than hot sand. |
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[Oct. 17th, 2008|06:28 pm] |
I really like roller coasters, I've come to decide. Then again I think I like theme parks in general.
So I think Disney Land is next on my list. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2008|10:19 pm] |
I need to do something. Something out of the ordinary because...being idle and doing a little work here and there is driving me up a wall. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2008|09:26 pm] |
I don't care how long I'm in the 21st Century. I still don't understand why women like wearing so few clothes. Especially teenagers. Have you seen girls these days? They barely wear anything at all! |
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[Sep. 5th, 2008|02:55 pm] |
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[Aug. 31st, 2008|08:44 pm] |
There are comic books. Comic books...revealing my life.
My life. Everything... |
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[Aug. 30th, 2008|09:46 pm] |
Well this doesn't feel quite right.
Similar to that time I woke up after being killed in the Cold War...
Could someone explain to me exactly what's going on? I don't drink anymore, so I highly doubt I'm waking up after a night of drunk fun.
( Communication to Any Avenger Members on the old line ) |
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[Feb. 10th, 2008|11:39 am] |
( Steve ) |
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[Feb. 7th, 2008|10:15 am] |
I need a place to lay low. And a gun.
If anybody has either of these to spare, it would be great.
Also, I publicly declare war on my brother, Julien Boudreaux for the leadership of the Guild. Not because I give a flying fuck which of us is in charge, but because I want to kill him. Again.
Anyone care to help a girl out? I promise you one of the best sob stories ever. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2008|08:23 pm] |
Apocalypse was here? How did I miss this? I can't believe that I could have been this blind.
Unless I've been out of commission and no one has told me? Something's wrong. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2008|12:29 am] |
Thank God that's over. I think that was the second toughest experience of my life.
( Those from the NYC team ) |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|01:16 am] |
I don't know what the hell is going on and quite frankly I don't care. All I need to know is that people are getting hurt by the masses and it has a sentient source that should know better. I'm going to head out there and do what I can, but I'm not stupid enough to think I can do it alone. What I need is for any superhumans in NYC that want to try and help comment this ASAP and let me know. I'll give you all a rally point and we can go from there.
If not, I'll be the guy throwing a star-spangled shield around until I get taken down. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2008|01:09 am] |
[OOC: Please to note, this is a voice post. With his voice. In the background there's a lot of screaming, buildings being destroyed, explosions, you know how they do.]
Where're the Ultimates when you need--oh, right.
END OF THE WORLD HAPPENING.
PLEASE STAND BY.
No, no, don't throw that building at that other building! |
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[Jan. 31st, 2008|09:56 pm] |
I'm just trying to get a headcount here.
How many people are there from my world? |
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[Jan. 30th, 2008|08:22 pm] |
Okay, if Fury weren't off with the Squadron Supreme(s, I guess) I'd think this was his idea. Since it's not, though, maybe somebody could kindly tell me who had the brilliant idea of teleporting me into a naked photo shoot.
I need to know who to kick the crap out of. |
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