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Tweak says, "Mock the cat!"

Steve Rogers/Captain America (supersoldiercap) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-01-30 20:22:00

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belladonna boudreaux, steve rogers

Okay, if Fury weren't off with the Squadron Supreme(s, I guess) I'd think this was his idea. Since it's not, though, maybe somebody could kindly tell me who had the brilliant idea of teleporting me into a naked photo shoot.

I need to know who to kick the crap out of.

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	poisonwine 2008-01-31 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Welcome to my life. And Oz. (Informational link) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Dimensional vortex? Okay, that I can handle. Your help is appreciated, miss...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I suppose it's Mrs. at the moment. Though I doubt that's going to last long. So I suppose I should introduce myself as Belladonna Boudreaux. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Would you prefer Ms. or Mrs.? It's nice to meet you. I'm Steve Rodgers. Is there a S.H.I.E.L.D. here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Ms, as that's my maiden name. And not that I know of. I think we might be from the same universe, though, if that helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Ms. Boudreaux, then. It does, actually. Knowing that I'm not the only one from my universe here makes me feel a little better. Is there anyone else from our universe here? ((OOC: Ignore the D, it's just Rogers. I could've SWORN there was a D in there. >.<)) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 02:47 am UTC (link)
	laughs Yes. There are plenty. But I will let them reveal themselves, since some of them live rather public lives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 02:53 am UTC (link)
	That's probably for the best. People deserve their privacy. Besides, some of them may not be my biggest fans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You don't recognize the name? Fury plastered it all over the media when the Ultimates formed. I'm Captain America. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Ultimates? So we have another hero here. Probably a good thing, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

supersoldiercap
2008-01-31 03:04 am UTC (link)

Maybe we aren't from exactly the same universe after all. Pretty much the whole world knows us, where I'm from. A group of heroes that, up until recently, was under S.H.I.E.L.D. command. We were formed to handle the rising tides of super-terrorism, all under the command of General Nick Fury. Well, until he made some very serious mistakes. Carol Danvers took over after that, but there's been a few problems and now we're kind of independent.

Well, I'm apparently a male model here, but I've made it very clear that I want nothing to do with that sort of thing. Not that models are bad people. It's just not for me. I was created and trained to fight the good fight, not pose for pictures.

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	poisonwine 2008-01-31 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I suppose not. Oh well. And at least you're not a pin up model? Or are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 03:10 am UTC (link)
	I...that's a very good question. The only answer I can give you is that I pray to God that I'm not a pin up model. But the fact that I was posing naked with a bottle of Absolut doesn't exactly fill me with confidence. Maybe I should try and find that photographer's number. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 03:14 am UTC (link)
	That would be a good idea anyway. Though if it's got a visible brand, you're probably posing for an advertisement. If it gets put on a billboard, I'll laugh. Just so you're aware. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You're probably right. I'll look for it once I find my house. If it gets put up on a billboard, that photographer had better hope I never find his number. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 03:20 am UTC (link)
	It's not fair to hurt him for doing his job. After all, whoever you took over for consented to being naked on film. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 03:27 am UTC (link)
	That's true. I never did...although I guess that won't hold up in court. I guess I'll just have to deal with it. Hopefully this guy has a punching bag in his home. I'll need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 03:36 am UTC (link)
	That's a good idea. If you need someone to spar with, I'm dying of boredom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Before you make that offer, you should know that I'm stronger, faster, more agile, and tougher than a normal human. Fury never directly told me how high on the superhuman spectrum I am, but I have gone toe-to-toe with the Hulk and lived to tell about it. Admittedly, that was after dropping a tank on him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I was trained from birth as an assassin, am skilled with all types of weapons, and have plasma blasts. It could be fun. And getting my ass kicked isn't boring, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	supersoldiercap 2008-01-31 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Ah, okay. In that case, it sounds like a good way to pass the time. When and where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-01-31 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm actually booked for the moment. I'll give you a heads up when I'm ready. (Reply to this) (Parent)