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[Jan. 2nd, 2013|02:54 am] |
Stark.
What the fuck did you do? Where the hell is my Helicarrier?
I need a status report. On the double, people. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2012|01:24 am] |
( Clint. ) |
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[Sep. 1st, 2012|11:06 pm] |
So apparently uncle Bobby and auntie Che got de-vortex'd, not sure when, but somebody else is at their place now.
Which means that I've lost my usual range. Anybody know a good archery or at least archery-friendly firing range? I'm not even picky about where, I know how to portkey. |
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[Aug. 30th, 2012|01:04 pm] |
Someone mind telling me why there's a cake in my apartment?
I did not buy a cake. Or order a cake. So why is there cake.
Correction. Why was there cake? |
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[Aug. 27th, 2012|07:28 pm] |
Okay.
Next person to put a 'World's Best Uncle' magnet on my car is going to be target practice. |
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[Aug. 25th, 2012|09:37 pm] |
This place goes up and down too much.
If you need me, I'll be on the goddamned roof, Fury. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2012|09:50 pm] |
We done with the Broadway crap finally?
Or do we need to hire choreographers? |
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[Jul. 28th, 2012|06:46 pm] |
Once I rose above the noise and confusion, just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. I was soaring ever higher.
But I flew too high. |
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[Jul. 17th, 2012|12:15 am] |
[Avengers]
Hi. You don't know me. I'm not really important and I'm sorry to do all of this to you. Loki's here. I don't know what he's planning, but he's planning something. So if any of you could please come and take him some place... else?
I can give you an address. But try not to destroy my place, okay? |
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[Jun. 24th, 2012|11:43 am] |
Everyone settled and enjoying live in Oz? Awesome. Now quit relaxing, we've got work to do.
Suit up, and I mean everyone. Old and new. We can't wait for Goldilocks to show up, there's clean up on aisle 3.
Get to Stark Tower in NYC as soon as you can manage. Within a few hours. C'mon, you assholes are superheroes. And that includes you, Bats. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2012|11:24 pm] |
Stark, what the hell did you do?
I need a status report, people, on the double. |
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[Jun. 5th, 2012|06:00 pm] |
I'm sorry to bother you all, but can anyone talk me through the steps to open a new page on a telephone internet browser? I need to use one of those search engines to find a telephone number. |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2012|02:48 pm] |
Okay.
Not exactly what I was expecting to happen after closing the portal. |
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