Tweak

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Tweak says, "puff, puff, pass idiot!"

Jack Hotchner (minihotch) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-09-01 17:45:00

Entry tags:

isabela, jack hotchner, riley garret

Do I look old? People in my classes seem to think I'm older than they are. It's worrisome.

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	rivainipirate 2011-09-01 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	You don't look old. You look ... I don't know. Mature. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-01 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Mum. People keep asking me to buy them beer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Were you wearing the suit? It might have been that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you were too clean. You've been combing regularly, haven't you? You're never going to fit in if you keep grooming regularly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 03:34 am UTC (link)
	My fondness for hair product will be my undoing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Or it could be the accent. You could try faking an American one. It'll make you seem at least three years younger and 30 IQ points dumber. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	I go to uni in the States, Riley. If I fake a Yank accent I'll sound stupid, but I don't see myself sounding much younger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Shows what you know. We Yanks think all British people are old guys in tweed suits with those elbow pads. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 04:43 am UTC (link)
	I can do an okay Aussie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Nope, they'll probably just expect more beer. Aussies are like British people minus the polite stuffiness and rule-following. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Oi oi oi! How are you? Would you like to go out this weekend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 06:58 am UTC (link)
	What? I like your polite stuffiness. It's cute. This weekend sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad. What would you like to do? I was thinking dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Bah, I have dinner every night. Let's do something more unusual. Like ice fishing or something weird. Followed by dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Swimming? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	As long as ice fishing and swimming don't happen in the same place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	As a bloke, I can assure you that will never happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-02 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'll just assume that's because, as a bloke, you know how much your girlfriend likes beaches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minihotch 2011-09-02 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that and ice water is painful to someone with external genitalia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_riley 2011-09-03 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Or skin, or organs, or really any human parts at all. Bad idea for everybody. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Riley minihotch 2011-09-03 12:16 am UTC (link)
	May I kiss you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack little_riley 2011-09-03 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Riley minihotch 2011-09-03 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Thank you so very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack little_riley 2011-09-03 01:54 am UTC (link)
	You're totally welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)