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[Apr. 17th, 2012|11:25 am] |
Oh dear. It seems that my subjects have torn a hole in the fabric between our realities and have started running amok. I'd apologize, but I rather like the pandemonium that they've been causing. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2011|09:34 am] |
I really ought to spend more time mingling with the humans. They're better conversationalists than goblins, and rarely infuriate me near as quickly. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2011|08:49 pm] |
Lovely weather we're having. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|05:06 pm] |
Ah, so it seems I've had two prior selves show up in this world. Well, to make things abundantly clear for you lot, I've no knowledge of you personally unless I say otherwise, I've never been very interested in flirting with strange sorceresses, and I've become less interested in tossing subjects into the bog over the past couple decades. I save that only for certain occasions. I've plenty of oubliettes that work just as well as making one smell awful.
I only bothered looking because of this woman that my son seems to show concern in, even if she also seems to be an impudent brat who does not know to question a king's authority. It seems that she was speaking the truth. However, I see no discussion of her being pregnant, much less having a child. Looks as though she might have been caught up in whatever clash this world's going through presently. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|05:29 pm] |
( OOC: )
Ahhh humans. Such interesting creatures. It is so amusing to watch you all. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|04:00 pm] |
So, Cass found a Goblin in the basement, I told him to either put a leash on it or put it outside. We've got enough of a menagerie that it wouldn't be out of place, but I think they do better being free-range.
( Whatif... ) |
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[Feb. 18th, 2011|02:18 pm] |
Who is this woman, and why is she trotting around my castle like she owns the bloody place? |
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[Oct. 10th, 2010|07:21 am] |
I demand to know who thought relegating me here was entertaining will be dipped in Bog and then thrown into an oubliette for all of eternity to become acquainted with all the complex fragrances they've befriended.
All complaints of the food shall end up in the Bog as well. |
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[Aug. 17th, 2010|10:56 am] |
The word 'impossible' really needs to be redefined. I'm starting to get bored with achieving what people deem it. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2010|01:54 pm] |
I was asked if I was hiding eggs in my breeches. Another two for the Bog.
And really, the universal complaints about my glitter are utterly deemed moot after all I saw yesterday. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2010|04:28 pm] |
Oh dear, my owner will not be pleased with me running so late with the errands. I must hurry faster. |
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[Feb. 8th, 2010|10:28 am] |
Agreed.
It seems I am not allowed to throw any more handlers into the Bog during fashion shoots, the designers are complaining about the smell. |
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[Nov. 24th, 2009|12:23 pm] |
King Jareth,
I believe Lirael has mentioned me. I'm DD, or the Disreputable Dog. I understand you have invited Lirael to a midwinter festival. I was hoping I could inquire about an invitation for myself, if it is not too inconvenient. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2009|08:16 am] |
Oh now. Who needs to go head first into the Bog for this little contrivance? |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|06:30 pm] |
Living in a fictional desert, I had never smelled the smell the world gets just before it rains.
I do believe it might just be one of my favorite things I've ever experienced, next to rain itself.
It should rain more often. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|08:06 am] |
A lovely luring woman has come into my mind,
with long blond locks, and soft red lips.
She hasn't left it since I have awakened this morning, finding myself enthralled with her very name, a name so familiar, so bittersweet, but yet, perfect in every way.
Her alabaster features haunt me.
I must have this woman as my wife.
Sarah Vida
Be my queen.
Your every dream waits in store. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2008|10:36 pm] |
I'm new to reality.
Anyone want to show me the more amusingly mundane things? |
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[Jun. 16th, 2008|09:26 pm] |
I believe that the alchemists might have gotten a bit too exuberant. Vortexes in my kingdom? How dare they, they'll receive just punishment once I return.
Though...
This is odd, I don't think I've been here before.
Where am I? |
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