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[Nov. 25th, 2011|11:03 pm] |
Eli.
Mia wants you to know she's fine. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2011|08:43 pm] |
Hey Eli, you know how you're always asking me to marry you? How about we do that. |
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[Sep. 18th, 2011|04:56 pm] |
The only bad thing about being continually honest is the amount of times in a day people hit me. Icing my jaw sucks. My fingers keep going numb from the ice pack. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2011|08:31 pm] |
Well, I guess this is better than being a dude. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2011|10:55 pm] |
Hey Mikey. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2011|11:15 pm] |
Remember when politicians could cheat on their spouses and nobody talked about it? Back before social networking?
I love that nobody has taught anyone in any political realm how to use Twitter properly. It's fantastic. I mean, lots of people have gotten photos of my penis in my lifetime, but none of them spread it over the internet.
... maybe because it's pretty unremarkable. Huh.
Mia, would you ever think about marrying me? |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2011|03:44 pm] |
Maker, I forgot how much fun it is playing card games with people who don't know me. I was at the poker table for two hours tonight in Monte Carlo, and there was only one bloke who seemed to be able to read me at all. I came away with twenty-eight hundred euros and another bloke teaching me a brand new insult in French. Apparently 'putain' is sort of an all purpose profanity; I'll remember that! |
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[Apr. 28th, 2011|10:15 pm] |
Has anyone seen my girlfriend? Blonde, spunky, perfect ass, prone to hitting people? |
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[Feb. 27th, 2011|09:23 pm] |
I think I'm the only one who misses last week. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2011|11:54 pm] |
Oh, how I love crazy weeks. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2011|06:06 pm] |
... my girlfriend is a mouse.
Who knows how to fix this? Please. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2011|12:34 pm] |
( Eli )
OMG, monster movie marathon on SyFy this weekend. Adorable Kid, this is an absolutely essential part of modern culture that you can't miss. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2011|09:41 pm] |
Crime fighting when it's cold is the suck. I am frozen.
Creepy dude! Take me somewhere warm. |
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[Dec. 24th, 2010|12:18 pm] |
I'm just guessing that coitus is a bad holiday gift. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|04:54 pm] |
G.A., I'm pretty sure my costume isn't going to fit. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2010|03:19 am] |
Ugh. Eli having the flu sucks. It's been weeks since we've...played Scrabble. Argh, Scrabble withdrawal. |
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[Sep. 16th, 2010|07:02 pm] |
Hey, Mia? I have something to ask you. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2010|11:46 am] |
Those guys almost didn't need my help. Kind of awesome seeing a dude punch his attacker in the face with his friend's pink stiletto heel. Makes my arrows look boring. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2010|09:32 am] |
Finally! Cast comes off today. Prepare to get your asses kicked, bad guys. |
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[Aug. 1st, 2010|09:39 pm] |
Ugh.
Mia, I've got this formal black tie ... dinner dance... thing I have to go to for work. I was hoping you'd come with me as my noun date since we're verb dating. |
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[Jul. 16th, 2010|06:20 pm] |
I was wondering if anyone here knows me? Is anyone from Professor Xavier's school here?
( Eli ) |
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[Jul. 14th, 2010|09:01 pm] |
You know, I think people lie in New York far less than they do in DC. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2010|12:52 am] |
Little girl's off to college in the fall. Makes an old man tear up a bit.
'Bout time I raised a kid right. Guess I had to get it sooner or later. Connor and Roy must have got all the screwups out of the way. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2010|12:48 pm] |
I just got a new job. Huh. Thanks, Donavette. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2010|10:22 pm] |
So Mia.
What's this I hear about a young man in your life? |
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[Jun. 11th, 2010|01:46 am] |
I think I might have suffered a head injury. Or maybe I had a psychotic break which lead to a fugue state. I don't remember being in New York. But there's a girl here calling herself my assistant, and she wants to sleep with me. I guess if I'm going to go bonkers, there's worse ways to go. |
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