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[Sep. 13th, 2010|01:53 pm] |
I think I need to take up a hobby, like knitting or sewing or something. What do you guys do for fun? |
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[Aug. 27th, 2010|01:21 pm] |
Dude, I just found a crapload of Nathan's half-finished lyrics. I want to go record some of this shit, it's hilarious.
A little taste of the genius which is Nathan Explosion's rejected lyrics:
I want a fucking sandwich right goddamn now
Cheese from Swissland and meat of a cow.
... Stellar work, Nathan. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|12:04 pm] |
Dude.
Skwisgaar's girlfriend's zoo has monkeys, so I went and was lookin' at them and saw one givin' another one a BJ.
Monkey blowjobs, you guys.
This world is hilarious. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2010|12:55 am] |
... my grandpa has wings. |
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[Jul. 29th, 2010|08:08 pm] |
If anyone needs me, I am in the upstairs bathroom tub. I filled it with ice water, and I have popsicles! |
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[Jul. 27th, 2010|01:30 am] |
[Locked only from old-Miniver]
If I didn't know better, I'd think everything that's happened since I got here has been one of those elaborate nightmares where people see the worst case scenario of where they'll end up if they don't get their shit together, and then they wake up screaming and become hermetic vegans who live the rest of their lives in a desperate quest of penance and self-redemption that involves contemplating worms while flogging themselves in the basement of a monastery.
Which um... I guess is an overly elaborate way of saying like... what did I do to piss off the legions of Hell itself? I mean... does anybody actually like me? I mean old-me? I mean... I know this was some kind of weird vengeance thing about some other guy or whatever but like... I also heard this ain't the first time I've been almost killed by demons or just really really pissed people off.
Shit. I don't wanna end up like that. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2010|07:31 pm] |
Ugh. I never want to see another Kleenex again.
... for another few months, at least.
Thank you, Sam. |
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[Jul. 15th, 2010|11:03 am] |
I WAS going to go fix the roof just now, but found it was already fixed.
Who's the party responsible for taking my fun away from me? What am I going to do with the hammer now? I WANT A CHORE. |
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[Jul. 14th, 2010|08:19 pm] |
Today my penis won't listen to reason, or even idle threats.
Sigh. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2010|06:21 pm] |
This is another world-jumpy thing, right?
Wow okay traveling by tornado ain't like... my favorite thing ever right now.
Is Pickles here yet? The spinny ride like ditched my ass in London somewhere.
Hey. My name's Rodrigo Jesus Jiménez here. This place has a sense of humor. Which I'll probably appreciate more as soon as I'm done losing my lunch.
Seriously, why a tornado? |
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