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[Oct. 10th, 2008|08:45 am] |
Emmett - Do you have a tux yet?
Edward - Does he have a suitable tux yet? |
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[Sep. 25th, 2008|09:35 pm] |
Hmmm...
That was uncomfortable. Don't think I'll be doing that again. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2008|08:50 pm] |
I knew this was going to happen.
Edward, where's my Porsche? |
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[Sep. 19th, 2008|04:34 pm] |
( Emmett ) |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|12:54 am] |
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Hello, beautiful people of Oz! A lovely day today, wouldn't you agree? I have fabulous news for you all! The Anonymous Author is back from hiatus, and has sent quite a delicious spread for you all to enjoy.
( Fun with the penal system )
( The family that hunts demons together stays together )
( Diamonds really are a girl's best friend )
As always, any feedback will be forwarded directly to the Anonymous Author, who always loves hearing from his adoring fans. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2008|12:19 am] |
Need to put together a guest list for the wedding reception.
( Emmett )
( Edward ) |
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[Aug. 13th, 2008|11:42 pm] |
Apparently, divorces are harder to come by than I had originally anticipated.
( Emmett )
( Rosalie )
( Alice )
( Lauren ) |
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[Aug. 11th, 2008|02:40 am] |
This is definitely not La Push. One minute, I was at First Beach with Sam and the guys and now I'm....wherever I am. Just a hunch, but I'm betting those leeches are behind this. I knew they had powers, but not like this. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2008|11:12 pm] |
This? Is not remotely amusing. Windstorm unlike anything in years moves us from Forks to... Kirkland and now Emmett is playing with the SEAHAWKS?! Someone explain.
On the upside? Wedding. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|12:56 pm] |
Οι άνθρωποι μπορούν να είναι τόσο χαριτωμένοι μερικές φορές.
((ooc translation: Humans can be so cute sometimes.)) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|03:46 pm] |
You know, it's not home, but it's not bad. Think I might like it here.
( Visible only to vampires. ) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|04:44 pm] |
OW! HE BIT ME!
THE LITTLE VILGAN BIT ME!
Right in the lycanthropy section of the library! I hate L-Space.
Tysh. That hurt. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|11:04 am] |
Why would it say that all the books I've written were co-written with someone else?
I should contact my agent. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|08:50 am] |
What is this place?!
Carriages without horses, lights without fire and fifty-foot portraits of virtually naked women! All right, that last part's all right with me, but still...
I demand to be informed just what in the hell is going on! |
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[Jul. 29th, 2008|11:27 pm] |
Oh woe is me
oh woe is me
I used to have a hamster tree
but it was eaten by a newt
and now I have no cuddly fruit
oh woe is me
oh woe is me
I used to have a hamster tree |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|10:49 am] |
Can somebody explain to me how I ended up in London? |
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