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Tweak says, "Not if she bites you first."

Tony Stark (thanksjarvis) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-08-31 18:06:00

Entry tags:

calliope sedant, cass turner, navi, tony stark, tron

Okay, enough whining, enough screwing around. This place is weird, but it's got potential.

Who here is interested in a unique business opportunity at the ground floor of Stark Industries? Engineers and physicists are a plus, but also accepting redheads.

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	heyheylisten 2011-09-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
	What about fairies who know practically everything? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-01 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I'll put you in Marketing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-09-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
	What if I dye my hair red again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-01 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Executive assistant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-09-01 02:07 am UTC (link)
	... is that code for me having to sleep with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-01 02:55 am UTC (link)
	No, that's a joke. Always with the sexual harrasment, I'll never understand it. Anyway, you're hired. Help me with this damn paperwork. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2011-09-01 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Riiiiight. DON'T SIGN ANYTHING UNTIL I GET THERE OR I WILL BITE YOU. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_redlady 2011-09-01 02:45 am UTC (link)
	We get our own department now? How about I help by investing in you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-01 02:46 am UTC (link)
	It's a joke, see? Kidding. Don't sue already, I haven't finished the incorporation papers yet. And that'd be a big help, yes. Fine, great. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2011-09-01 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Honey, I don't work for you, you're allowed to sexually harass me all you want. Granted, I wouldn't, I'm stronger than you, but whatever. ... a 'you're welcome' would be nice, young man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-01 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Okay, I'm confused. Shouldn't I be thanking you not welcoming? You're thank you welcome? Don't ask me, drunk and piled high in paperwork. Pepper always did this part. So much dead tree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_redlady 2011-09-01 03:10 am UTC (link)
	You could always just digitally sign PDFs - you know, just let your assistant do it and get back to me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fight_for_users 2011-09-01 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Greetings! Do you have any use for a security program that hails from a Computer system? I've had....[tries calculating it into User Years] 30 or so years of experience. I had replaced an IT professional when I recently arrived here. It...is rather awkward. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-02 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Good. Head of IT, and all that crap I don't have time for, setting up databases, making sure that everyone stays connected. You start tomorrow. Talk to my assistant, that fairy thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lastfirstborn 2011-09-01 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I've got my B.S. in applied physics and engineering, and I'm working on getting that to fully accredited doctor of Crap That Moves. But if you need a newly budding engineer who can make a mean sandwich, I'm your fellow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-02 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you are. Director of R & D, reporting to me. You start tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lastfirstborn 2011-09-02 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Well all right then! Cass Turner, by the way, lovely to meet you. I'm not one much for talking in person, but I'm sure we'll figure something out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-02 03:59 am UTC (link)
	It's fine. Just don't hand me things. Tony Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gambitlebeau 2011-09-02 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Good to see we got at least one version of you back, homme. You ever need a night off, you got a poker party waitin' for you down here in NOLA. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2011-09-02 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, good idea. Be down in five. What's your name again? Whatever, first round's on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gambitlebeau 2011-09-02 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Remy LeBeau, you'll be meetin' me at The Snake Pit, [address]. I'm the one with the red eyes and the five ladies. Not mine, but something tells me they'd like to be. (Reply to this) (Parent)