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the headmaster is humming a chorus to himself, before he "realizes" he's got the PA system live. ]
Whoops!
Well, I'm certain if you weren't awake before, I've succeeded in rousing you all now. Morning comes once again, students and staff! Just a few notes today, before you all eagerly scurry off to classes with the pretense of indifference.
Firstly, Miss Ara Van will be off the grounds for today and possibly tomorrow; anything you need from her in the mean time can be directed to Ms. Polus.
B: I highly recommend the cherry struesel. It is exquisite! [
this is the sound of lips smacking right here. ]
And number three. Please note that the elevators will be down today for maintenance. The stairs are your best friend, and if you need assistance in getting to another floor, any faculty member will be happy to help. Mr. Nisemant doesn't bite, as much as he'd like us all to think he does.
Have a splendid day, and let's keep the fires to a minimum, hey?