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who Eli Drake & Henry Power
when Backdated to when Henry returned from Belize.
what Henry goes to visit Eli after the disastrous Spring Break Phone Call. Mostly this is Eli telling Henry to nut up or shut up in much more eloquent words and, of course, Henry skirting the bigger issue.

( Yeah, no, I shouldn’t have called you )

who? Tomás Keller and Eli Drake.
where? Some bench down by the reservoir.
when? Sunday, May 6th at IDK. 10 o'clock at night?
what? Our two heroes get off campus and sit on a park bench with key lime pie and tequila. Really. Turns out Eli is pretty good at dispensing advice.


( Now let’s get out of here and continue to not have sex like the good boys we are. )

who? Tomás Keller & Eli Drake.
where? Eli's room.
when? March 16th after this.
what? Tomás seeks out Eli to find out just why exactly Henry is flipping his shit over this guy. This is the start of a beautiful secret friendship.


( You know how drunken high school antics go. )

Who: Sebastian Wagner and Elijah Drake
When: We'll say, Thursday night?
Where: The Kitchen
What: Eli has nightmares. He goes to eat some ice cream. Sebastian’s ice cream sense is tingling. Bro-from-another-mom love happens.

(  At least this time, nothing was was on fire. )

Who: Tobias Grey and Elijah Drake
When: Let’s say Friday around Lunchtime.
Where: The Kitchen
What: Brotherly Love. HA.

( It was only the threat of what Cuckoo and his medical cronies would do if he grabbed one of the knives that kept Tobias’ temper under control -- barely. )

[Pranks are a family thing apparently. Eli had so much fun with the sock puppet incident that he has decided to keep it going. To extreme levels. Mostly as payback for being wrongly accused.

So, when Henry wakes up in the morning, he'll find a picture of Psychotic Sock Monkey™ holding hostage the stuffed monkey that was in Henry's room, tied up, with Psychotic Sock Monkey™ holding a letter opener threateningly at it along with a note that is terribly scribbled, since, as everyone knows, Psychotic Sock Monkey™ types do not have good penmanship, that says: "This is what happens when people talk. I'll be watching you." sitting by the nightstand of his bed along with the remains of red-tinged cotton that may or may not have been stuffing (but, in actuality, is just a bunch of cotton balls stretched and dyed with red ink).

Yes, Eli is a terrible human being. Yes, he knows he's going to hell. But...he just can't help himself.]

who Eli Drake & Henry Power
when March 3, 2013 - evening.
what WHY HELLO THERE OLD FRIEND. Henry is on his way back to his room, reveling in his drunkeness, and runs (literally) into Eli. Who uses his soberness to his advantage and plays with Henry's head, including making him think a stuffed monkey is out to murder him. He is drunk, guys, and Eli once saw him nude. Maybe a few times. A couple.

( I seem to recall you having a sensitive sack. Is it still sensitive? I feel like you should build up endurance. I hope you've built up endurance since then. )