In your opinion, is there such a thing as too much take-away?

I'm asking for a friend.

Oh, well, Easter just got a lot more terrifying.

Do you think the Dementors would be up for that egg hunting thing Muggles do?

[Warded Private]

Since the owlery is closed, I can't owl Dad again about Easter hols. Guess I'm staying here. With them.

I'm not leaving the tower. Maybe the house elves will take pity on me and let me eat in here.

At least "Muggle Studies" has a decent assignment. I'm sure it'll be ruined soon enough.

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Is it too late to make like the Weasley twins and just forgo educational pursuits after O.W.L.s?

I can't say I've ever considered the Wizengamot as a career option of any kind. I'm going to be sick. This will definitely be an experience!


[Warded Private]

I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this. Maybe I'll contract Dragon Pox, too, and I won't have to.

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[Warded to Adelaide Montgomery and Rhys Cadwallader]

Hi. I guess we'll be working together with this Mock Wizengamot thing! Do either of you have any ideas about details yet? I like that we got something that is vague enough that we could do just about anything with it.

For instance, Adelaide, you could allgedly be conspiring against the government for things unrelated to the current political climate. Maybe you allegedly disliked how the Invisibility Task Force handles itself, or you allegedly dislike the way in which the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures treats the animals it's tasked with regulating and controlling. Are Severing Charms that owners must use on Crups really painless? Is it really humane? All so they can blend in and be mistaken for Jack Russell Terriers?

It doesn't have to be that, of course! It was just the first thing that came to mind.

We could also see if we can get some of the younger years to act as witnesses for the prosecution and the defence. Maybe one each? So it doesn't take too long. I can't see how long this is supposed to take for each group, if there's a required time limit to meet, but at least one apiece seems good. If we can recruit witnesses.

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