WARDED TO ADELAIDE MONTGOMERY
I'm not ready for April. I'm not ready for the anniversary.

WARDED TO RITCHIE COOTE
So I have the most important question you will be asked all week: when is this party going to be and how much trouble am I allowed to cause?

WARDED TO JACK SLOPER
I missed you I missed you I missed you. I'm feeling better now. I'm sorry if I was rude to you after what happened. I didn't mean to be so dramatic.

WARDED TO GEOFFREY HOOPER
Thank you for waiting for me and Andrew in the common room the other night. I didn't mean to be so dramatic.

I've got the Monday blues. Does anyone have a clever joke to share?

[WARDED TO GRYFFINDORS MINUS JACK SLOPER]
Hi, friends! Andrew Kirke, my devilishly handsome and smart friend, and I are planning a little shindig in the commons tomorrow after classes in honour of Jack's birthday. I promise it won't be anything that'll get us in trouble with Thing I and Thing II. We just wanted to do something nice for him to show we care. Stop by, yeah? And I'm sorry about the sticker he'll be wearing. It's going to shout something out every ten minutes and will probably drive you all completely mad.

[WARDED TO ISAAC MONTAGUE]
In honour of being the most attractive person I know you are hereby invited to the shindig we are having for Jack tomorrow in the Gryffindor commons. Tell any of your friend that can keep a secret, aye?

[WARDED TO ADELAIDE MONTGOMERY]
Party-but-not-really-a-party for Jack's birthday tomorrow. Would you like to come? Or, actually: guess what, you're coming!

[WARDED TO RITCHIE COOTE, GEOFFREY HOOPER, ANDREW KIRKE,COLIN CREEVEY]
Oh, and by the way, we're waking him up in the morning with a beautiful rendition of Happy Birthday. Don't worry about the dancing, Ritchie, I'll take care of all the smooth moves.