My eleven year old brother just informed me that he still believes the Easter Bunny will visit him over the holiday. I'm not sure how I should feel about this.

WARDED TO HUFFLEPUFFS
It took me a while to wrap my head around what happened to James so I apologize if I came off rude by not mentioning him, but if anyone would like to share memories or just shoot the shit and reenact some of the crazy antics he got into around the common room or retell some of those lengthy jokes he was so brilliant at creating on the spot I am more than willing to participate. Or if anyone just needs to talk or anything.

Will this be a quiet Saturday, then?

[WARDED TO CURRENT HEP MEMBERS]
So how does one get involved in this, exactly? Who should I talk to?

[WARDED TO MALLORY PIPS]
Did that sound stupid? I don't know how else to ask. I think now might be the time to join. I need to keep everyone safe.

Also: Portkey operator. Really?

[WARDED TO LINDSEY CARMICHAEL]
Thanks again, by the way.