Pax Letale

Not pregnant.

((Backdated to January 19th, 3 days after this exchange.))

I don't know who the FUCK decided to let themselves into my apartment today, but I have some very good ideas. You owe me a six pack for the two beers you drank - and do not bring some cheap hipster ass motherfucking PBR to my door - and if you touch my fucking PS3 again, I will hunt you down and break your goddamned fingers and call it in as self defense during a home invasion. Sack up and pay me back now and we can all act like this never happened. I hope I make myself really fucking clear, 701 and 703.

We have to talk. Now.

Well, since my brother Rick just embarrassed me in front of a bunch of total strangers with whom I share living accomodations just reminded me that I need to make a formal introduction on this forum to the folks living here (thanks, baby brother! you can die in a fire now), allow me to introduce myself! My name's Ron Nikesh, and yes, Rick really is my brother, and yes, I'm a doctor, and yes, some of my patients are "celebrities," though it's not nearly as glamorous as it sounds. I work out of a practice down in Newport Beach that specializes in mens health, and do some work for the porn film industry up in LA. (As a urologist, I'll let your imaginations fill in the blanks re: my "film industry" work.) I've been here at Pax for a few weeks, and I have already met some of you, but I'm excited to meet everyone else!

As Rick said, I'm up in 1007. You're welcome to come on up anytime, all of you - the view from up here is amazing!

In case anyone is curious when the commercials finally start running, yes, that is my voice on promo spots for the Renaissance Pleasure Faire down in Irwindale this spring. Not even my face, sadly, so no recognition there but a job is a job, right? Don't even ask me why they thought my voice worked so well. You would have thought it would be all about my cleavage, huh?

I also wanted to give any football fans a heads-up... or maybe a bottoms-up is the better word! ;) If you're watching the coming Superbowl, keep an eye out for the new Reebok Easytone commercial debuting at some point that night. More specifically, look for the Daisy Dukes paired with the purple pair of sneakers. Believe it or not, it was crazy-fun to film.

Guess there is life beyond Disney. LOL

Hello, neighbors. Due to two months' worth of night shifts (trauma unit, Western Medical Center) I'm late introducing myself, but my name is Karin, and I moved into 107 a while ago. I've read on the forums about some holiday parties going on, and whether there or elsewhere I'm hoping I get to meet some of you soon!

I hope everyone has a safe [and not too stupid drunk] NYE. I'd rather see you at a party than at my work, hm? ;)

And I'm back, safe and sound. I hope everyone had a lovely little holiday.

Is anyone up to anything interesting for New Year's? ;)

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Thank you again for taking care of things, hon. You have to come up for dinner or something. <3 you!

Hello everyone! I was told this was how the tenants mostly interact - it's much better than a white board in the middle of the hallway, I'll say that much!

My name is Katya and I just moved into 301 pretty recently; if you haven't seen me, it's because I was back with family in Sacramento. But now I'm back! School doesn't really give us a long enough break, but that's OK.

I know there are two other tenants on the third floor, but I look forward to meeting you all, and I hope you had a Merry Christmas :)

Hey, fellow denizens! Your ol' buddy Jack here, sharing a little holiday cheer with those of you stuck here away from your families and loved ones. :) It's more holiday cheer for me, but it's just too good to keep to myself, so I'm inflicting it on all of you too.

Some of you know I had an audition a few weeks ago for a role in a feature film. It was one of those open call sort of things, where you come in and read something you prepare yourself and the casting team decide if they want to call you back for a second round. Well, I just got a call from my agent, and she said the casting director loved me and wants me to come in for a scripted reading! This is my first callback for a feature, and I couldn't be more excited.

Oh yeah, it's not just any old role in a feature, either. It's for the lead role in a live-action movie based on the Japanese animated series Lupin the Third. The producers specifically wanted unknowns in the principal roles and I'm about as unknown as they come and since the only screen credits I have are tv, that made me a candidate. Nevermind that I'm such a perfect fit for Lupin it's almost like typecasting.

The callback's not until the middle of January, so I have time to prepare. I won't get the script from my agent til next week, but if anyone's interested in helping me by reading the other parts, let me know! Ren, I'm going to need to hang onto the DVDs you loaned me for a little longer. :)

BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER. I'm glad I have my fantastic family here in Pax to share it with. <3

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Kami, I hope you haven't left yet and can see this. I think I'm going to explode from happy. :) Let me know if you have a little time to spare for me to get it out of my system, okay? Text or call or come down or something. <3

I hope I got all the cookies right. <3 I tried to match you each with something that I thought you'd like best. Shae, you better appreciate those pralines. It took three tries to get them right! ;)

I'm heading home for another long weekend today so I'd really appreciate it, Naea, if you could feed the fish and ferns again. You're the best.

I'll miss you all. I'll be back late Monday.

Be good or, if you can't, don't get caught. <3

((OOC: If you want to know what cookies everyone got, ping me.))

Hello, lovely residents of Pax! I've left a big tray of cookies and brownies and things down in the lobby for you all to share. I put a list of the ingredients with it in case anyone is allergic.

I hope you all have a perfect holiday. <3 <3 <3

so i've been missing for like four days. well not missing. in the hospital. still there. some drunk fucker mauled me after work and i got a knife to my side. no internal organs got hit thankfully. so i'm hangin' in the hosp. trying to convince my hot ass nurse that i am totally okay for relations. she doesn't believe me.

Hi, everyone!

I've been considering having a bit of a meet-n-greet/holiday party of some sort here on the second floor. While I don't have a lot of room in my apartment, perhaps we can spread out into the hallway (if no one's opposed--what say you, my neighbor in #209?) or maybe have something in the lobby the weekend of the 17th.

Questions? Comments? Ideas? Let me know!

Crappy night at work. Crappier walk home in the rain because I missed the last bus.

But all is not lost.

Meet ( Gypsy )

She was soaking wet, half-starved and looked like she'd gotten into a scuffle (hopefully with another cat). Good thing there's a convenience store on the way home--I had to hide her in my jacket to buy her food.

I'm glad she's here with me, now. More than anyone can imagine.

Hello, everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I'm back in residence and I missed you all. ;)

Naea, hon, thank you so much for taking care of my plants and Eeenie, Meenie, and Moe. They look about as perky as fish and ferns ever do. You're the best and I owe you a treat of your choice.

Speaking of treats... I have the first batch of Christmas cookies up for grabs. They're just plain chocolate chips and I had to leave some back with Dad but I still managed to smuggle 4 dozen back here. First come, first serve. Unless you offer really good bribes and then I'll set some aside. ;)

I'm being summoned home for Thanksgiving and I'll be gone Wednesday through Sunday. Would any of you lovely people be willing to peek into my apartment at least once to water the plants and feed my new goldfish?

I pay in baked goods. <3

In an AWESOME stroke of poor timing & bad luck, my car died literally on the way to buy Christmas presents. One late-night tow and a shiny new transmission later, I need some extra pocket money. I'm actually pretty handy, I really do windows, and I'm a passable tutor for anything EMT/anatomy (no jokes plz) related. Any takers?

Hello! Crapcrapcrap how do I explain why I haven't said anything until now? Maybe if I don't touch on the subject, people won't ask?

My name is Katarina Westbrook, why couldn’t I have a cooler sounding nickname. Maybe I can go by a new one here? but please call me Kitty Rina Katya Tara Kat argh Nina.   I’ve just moved here, though I lived in town for a while now.  My hobbies are extreme rollerblading, underwater basket-weaving, trolling, people-watching, pretending I’m an interesting person exploring new parts of town and knitting wait, knitting is trendy now knitting.  I work at Disneyland, like a lot of people here.   Anyhow, I hope to get to know you all, and the easiest way to get in contact with me is my email.

~ Nina

Good afternoon!

I have to admit that I feel a little awkward about logging on and introducing myself like this. It isn't really encouraged in New York. In fact, it's pretty much frowned on...unless you want to set yourself up to get robbed or labeled as the weird, overly-friendly neighbor. But, since it seems to be standard practice here...

My name is Cara Clark. I'm pretty well-settled in #807, but I need a little advice about where to shop and where to pick up the best food. I don't want to stand out like a sore thumb as an out-of-towner, and, to be honest, I'm just not sure what's in on this coast.

I've just opened up my own little flower shop. I'm sure you'll catch a glimpse of my arrangements now and again in the lobby. The room needs flowers. Trust me.

I'm looking forward to getting to know all of you!

Greetings from #101. New in the building, thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Harley Draper - aged 24 and fresh out of a run of Rocky Horror. Just about to start rehearsals for another show too. Such a busy, busy life I have. At least I saved up enough money that I don't have to live in my car now and my sweet cast helped get my things out of storage. I think a mouse is living in my couch now though.

Oh well! At least I have a beach front apartment. I'd say welcome party at my place but it's a bit too small for a party. Hopefully things are going to continue going up, up, up for me!