Pax Letale

Hello everyone. Victor Theson here. (in apartment 405)

I am just getting settled into this place. I am very impressed with the quality of the rooms and the amenities. I am looking forward to starting a new life here with you all.

I do apologize in advance for any disruptions I may be causing in the next few days to a week as I get some of my personal items set up, as well as likely purchase some furniture and move it in. If anyone has any good suggestions for a place to find good furniture and appliances, I would love the assistance, and I'd be happy to thank anyone who gives me some good tips with a friendly round of drinks.

My schedule is pretty free right now. I'm waiting to get completely settled before re-joining the work force. I suppose I'll just treat it as a mini-vacation. Please feel free to come an introduce yourselves to me, if you like.

I'm pretty laid back, and enjoy most social activities, good conversation, and good music. I'd also really like to explore the beaches, and any trails their might be in the area. If anyone is interested, please let me know.

I suppose that's it for now. Thanks everyone.

-Victor

I’m not really very good at introductions, but I’m going to give this a try. I firmly believe that you really have to simply meet someone to get a good idea of who they truly are. I could say absolutely anything here if I wanted to, and be a hideous monster in person. My name is Vanessa and I recently turned 31. What a horrible age 31 is. I feel too old to go to most of the bars and nightclubs, but I’m not exactly old enough to see the early bird special at Denny’s as a good time. I’m hoping people around here can show me some of the good hang out spots, just don’t say Muldoons. I’ve only just moved here and I already have two jobs. I bartend at Muldoons a few nights a week to make some extra cash, and I’m a hair stylist at Cristophe Hair Salon. I’ve only worked there a few days, but from what I can tell so far, the people are pretty nice and so far not one catty bitch has shown his or her colors, which is a refreshing change of pace.

Besides looking to find some night life spots, I’m also looking for advice on restaurants. I hate to cook, and actually when I do cook, I’m absolutely horrible at it. Maybe one of these days I’ll learn how to cook more than toast and a box of macaroni and cheese. Who knows, maybe someone here will teach me, and maybe that person will come in the form of someone tall dark and handsome, one can dream right?

I’m looking forward to meeting some new people, and I’m the kind of person that will say hello and start up a conversation with almost anyone. I had a 20 minute conversation with a grocery store clerk that was stocking the shelves late last night and could tell you her entire life story. So I’ll most likely say hi to you first, but if I don’t and you see a kooky girl with curly dark brown hair looking lost and extremely frustrated, introduce yourself.

Totally should've asked this earlier, but does anyone in the building have any gamertags? I've got all current gen, though I'm mainly on PS3. Just looking for a little friendly competition!

Hello! Crapcrapcrap how do I explain why I haven't said anything until now? Maybe if I don't touch on the subject, people won't ask?

My name is Katarina Westbrook, why couldn’t I have a cooler sounding nickname. Maybe I can go by a new one here? but please call me Kitty Rina Katya Tara Kat argh Nina.   I’ve just moved here, though I lived in town for a while now.  My hobbies are extreme rollerblading, underwater basket-weaving, trolling, people-watching, pretending I’m an interesting person exploring new parts of town and knitting wait, knitting is trendy now knitting.  I work at Disneyland, like a lot of people here.   Anyhow, I hope to get to know you all, and the easiest way to get in contact with me is my email.

~ Nina

[After Xander says something about her acting superior to the others in the building she lets it get under her skin]

Fellow Patrons of this Building,

I believe my affairs are now in order and so I have time to jot a note to you all and offer my greetings and my well wishes.

My name is Honey Skye Griffin. I am a lawyer by trade but please, don't let that scare you off.

I look forward to meeting you all. Feel free to come up for a cup of sugar or a cup of coffee (or both!) if the neccesity or interest takes you to P3.

Warmest Regards,
Honey

Major apologies to anyone who’s gone through the lobby and the first floor in the past 15 minutes. I couldn’t resist a little run around on the beach. I promise to sweep up any sand I left in my wake. Just need to unpack and find the damn the thing.

Yes, unpack, as I’m very new here. It’s little weird to introduce myself on this thing. My general rule about social sites is to meet someone in person first before I click add but I’m game to try something new. I’m Cassie. I just moved into 107. What else do people sa I’m an oceanographer and yes, I’m still loving Shark Week. Or I was until I cut the lines and packed up my TV. I’m hoping it’ll be back up today. The cable guy’s got another 2 hours to show up. Fingers crossed.

Hmm. Anything el All the heavy stuff’s been taken in so I shouldn’t be making any more loud noises. Sorry to anyone we bothered earlier. The movers almost dropped the fridge. Not cool. If you want to come down and say hello in a more traditional matter, my door is wide open. Putting faces to usernames is always good.

Yo neighbors.

I decided I'm going to marathon the absolute most fucked up horror movies ever. Except I need some practical advice on which to add to my list.

List so far:

- Cannibal Holocaust
- Salo
- Last House on the Left (original, obviously)
- August Undergrounds Mordum
- Audition

So, what am I missing?

Hello, all. I am Emmanuel Faucon and I have just moved into room 101. I look forward to meeting all of you.

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Also, is anyone extremely allergic to peanuts?

[Locked to 201 and 301]

Was that okay? Devin, did you start this? It sounds like some of your internet protocol, to introduce yourself before you have even met people. Dinner is at 7 and we are celebrating. N a wè pita.

To the owner of a silver Honda Civic in the parking lot,

my dog might have pissed on your tires. sry.

But they look pretty clean now.

Okay. You know how I said we needed to have a barbecue? And then didn't have it? I got my schedule so we're doing it this week. Saturday. Starts at 7, ends whenever the fuck we all get off the beach. The next Sunday is the 4th so we'll be beating all the douchebags to the good spots and if you want to bring fireworks, be my goddamn guest. If everybody is going to be missing that weekend to go home and do family shit I GUESS we can fix a new date. Otherwise this is how I'm celebrating the 4th. And also not working.

Hey, person who said they'd bring the food. You still up for that? And person who said you'd cook only if I was NICE and SMILED, you still gonna cook if I play nice?

Hey, Pax pals! So you've probably noticed that I haven't been blasting my music as much lately. That's because I haven't been around. I've been at the gym, training!

On July 8, I'll be fighting Harry Barnard (or Bee-Sting Barnard, if you follow boxing) just a few blocks from the building. If anybody wants to come, I can snag free tickets for great seats, as well as entrance to the VIP rooms right before the fight. If you've never been to a boxing match and want to see what it's like, let me know! I promise it'll be a lot of fun and you'll get to see me pound Harry's ass until it's a wad of cookie dough and hey, the VIP rooms have free food. ;)

So I've been watching the World Cup.

And I think I need you to hear the song of my people

( Haters gonna BZZZZZZZ )

I should have gotten around to this earlier but I've been holed up in my new place trying to get everything unpacked, wired, whatever. But hey, I'm Paul and I just moved into the building. I'm in 1005 if you want to stop by with any welcoming sort of delicious baked goods. I'm not allergic to anything (that I know of) so I don't discriminate between sugary things. In return, I promise to find the best wine to go with whatever you bring. I also cook a lot, I'm just not that good at baking. Never really had a knack for it. But I make my own pasta, so hey?

Um. This is awkward. I used to actually be personable, I swear. And don't worry - I'm not going to be blasting any loud music or anything. Nor do I run a meth lab from the spare room. Although that probably may disappoint some. But I believe in common courtesy, so I will always extend such to my fellow neighbors.

FUCK THE WEEKEND. JESUS CHRIST. I should never hate Saturday and Sunday as much as I hate Monday, for fuck's sake.

How many of you here work at the parks? I know there's at least a few of you. We need to have like a barbecue or something on the beach sometime, chill with beer, bitch about how much we hate our jobs, throw rocks at seagulls. I'm not bringing any food, though, and somebody else has to cook because giving me a hand at a barbecue is a bad fucking idea, trust me. I've got a couple spare six packs around to donate. Who's with me?

Okay people, who's showing up to Simon's art gallery show? We need a crowd there. Building solidarity, and stuff.

And just when I'd started to wonder how I was going to manage an entire summer of classes, life just throws herself at me.

Now if only that were literal. Hmm...I wonder what Life would look li--

OH RIGHT. Hello to what I'm sure are my very charming not-so-roommates. Floormates? Building-mates? Needs a new word there, "neighbor" sounds far too...Sesame Street. Whatever. I'm Dorian, I just moved in on the third floor, and I might have been tempted to say I wanted to apologize in advance for the noise...

But I'm really not sorry. In any case, you'll learn to love it~

( Stuck to 308's door )

Okay, I didn't get a chance to do this yesterday, so I'm Chris. I like loud movies, loud music, and not being woken up early on my very fucking rare days off, so if you've got a problem with any of that, buy earplugs and don't drop shit on my ceiling.

okay now what the fuck else do i say OH YEAH The rusted silver piece of shit Civic out in the parking lot? Mine. Scratch it, dent it, shove it into the street, whatever, and I run you over. Got it? Good.

[After several men begin work in #103, tearing out the carpet and replacing it with hardwood, putting in new cupboards and setting up to replace countertops and some similar bathroom upgrades. They play Top 40 hits pretty loudly, and along with the sound of buzz saws and male conversation, stray notes escape out of the windows out in every direction.]

Sorry about the ruckus.

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Thanks, these are really great.

Sup y'all.

I'm Dev Ng in 201. I'm moving in. Yes, that's my hatchback with the Alliance sticker on the rear window. I understand I am double parked, but idgaf cause I'm moving milk crates filled with crap.

I'm not a quiet neighbor, sry2say. But I have more copies of various versions of Star Wars than anyone in a tri-state area.