Pax Letale

[Posted a few hours after this.]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MERCY? fucking overreact much, you INSANE ASSHOLE

Y'ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH ME jk mostly

HOLY CRAP IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK ALSO SOMEONE BRING ME HOT CHOCOLATE STAT


Private to Daniel

I need you to push me in a wheelchair outside RIGHT NOW


Private to June

SNOWBALL FIGHT? JUST BECAUSE I'm ON CRUTCHES DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TAKE YOU


Private to Gus

WHERE ARE YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARE YOU BURIED UNDER HOMEWORK DO I NEED TO COME DIG YOU OUT????????

Anyone seen BB lately? Been a minute since I heard from her in spite of the racket we've/I've made and that's kind of odd.

[private to 207]
BB seriously if you're reading this where tf are you, answer your texts

People of Pax Letale, stop whatever you're doing.

Or, like, don't, I don't really care.

Mostly, I just wanna make a PSA (pretty sweet announcement) that we need to make a list of where all these different keys are leading. Daniel and I tried one that's, like, made of wood (that's not a euphemism) and it sent us to this crazy as shit hall where this dude like...

I don't need to get into the gory details but it wasn't pretty, let's just leave it at that.

So if you try a key, leave a comment here so everybody gets their trigger warnings in.

[ Left in front of 209 at least wrapped in a nice, decent little package is the item below the cut. There's also a handwritten note, though the writing is barely legible. ]

( an apology (sort of) )

OK

NO

IT IS PAST MIDNIGHT AND I

HAVE A 6 A.M. INTERVIEW

YOU GUYS ARE NOT KEEPING ME UP WITH THE SCREAMING AGAIN

MAY I INTRODUCE DANIELA CIIN

TO THE FAIR FOLK OF PAX

ENJOY



LEARN

TO

RESPECT

YOUR

NEIGHBORS

MY CAST IS OFF TODAY

WHAT ARE WE DOING TO CELEBRATE

and no BB I am not saving the stickers

[Sent in the middle of the night from the Okavango river in Africa.]

Braddahs, I wish you were here!

[ ooc: backdated to may 18 ]

KAHALE WEBER

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOYFRIEND TO DANIEL

DON'T THINK

FOR A SECOND

THAT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE

(you're not entirely off the hook, either, daniel ciin, i know you're capable of thinking for yourself)

Let's go work out some tension at this spa day thing, huh? I promise not to make happy ending jokes [in public].

Really? I'd much rather have the desert back on the Deluxe floor instead. (although ngl I won't pass up an opportunity to be pampered...)

LOL UM does management think we're stupid??? all this weird shit and then YOU THINK YOU CAN APOLOGIZE WITH A COUPON?

Private to Daniel, Alice, and Gus

guys don't fall for this bait because that's TOTALLY what it is ok

Hey so...is class still on tomorrow?

Quick question. Did you get any strange gifts outside your door recently? Or is this weird version of secret santa limited to the third floor?

[ backdated to the morning of 3/18, following this ]

HEY YOU DIPSHIT YOU WANNA KEEP IT DOWN SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP GO GET FUCKED IN HIS APARTMENT NEXT TIME

[prior to noticing BB's update, he'd written this message. deciding that it couldn't hurt to spread the news far and wide, he posted it on the apartment forums regardless of whatever BB would have to say. unfortunately, times were dire, and his worry meter--because, believe it or not, Percy could indeed be worried--was off the charts.]

This is a public announcement for anyone that may be concerned. There is a burglar among us, and they have ransacked not only my home, but stolen my pet box turtle. I have already notified the complex manager of this crime.

If anyone happens to come across a box turtle that isn't fully grown but will, regardless, crawl towards you for a bite of strawberry, let me know ASAP. She answers to Stella. Yell too loud for her, though, and she might hide inside her shell.

No one steals from me.

- P. Chapman.

( the great turtle heist pt 5 )

Hey, this is Nish, I changed my number.

Apologies to my brand new tenth floor neighbours who had to deal with the noise of two moves in one day, but at least it's over with now? I'm Simone, just moved here from the Bay Area to set up a private practice with a colleague. (Psychiatry, before anyone asks. Very awkward to drum up business for it, too, but that's why they pay me the big bucks.) Everything's still a bit skew-whiff in the apartment but on the plus side, the carpets have never been cleaner, so feel free to drop by and say hello. I have...espresso and Oreos, it's a very sophisticated joint here.

I'm new in the building and I was told this was a great way to network with my neighbours! I'm Lucas, I just moved in (still unpacking, boxes everywhere!) I'm definitely up to meeting some of my neighbours, though I may have to entertain with paper cups of instant coffee for now until I get settled. I'm up in 1003 with far more room than I need, but gosh it's a great view!