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Tweak says, "i just farted"

Daniel Ciin (miaiphonos) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2011-01-17 15:49:00

Current mood:	pissed off
Entry tags:	aphrodite, ares, changing woman, eris, harmonia, loki, raijin

[Public from 707]
I don't know who the FUCK decided to let themselves into my apartment today, but I have some very good ideas. You owe me a six pack for the two beers you drank - and do not bring some cheap hipster ass motherfucking PBR to my door - and if you touch my fucking PS3 again, I will hunt you down and break your goddamned fingers and call it in as self defense during a home invasion. Sack up and pay me back now and we can all act like this never happened. I hope I make myself really fucking clear, 701 and 703.

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	the_calm_before 2011-01-18 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Dude you're a cop and someone broke into your house? ~~This does not bode well.~~ Are you ok? Nothing valuable missing right? Or did they just steal some beer? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2011-01-18 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	I was at work at the time or I'd probably be in jail myself. Nothing's gone but the beer, but fucking with my PS3 is a cardinal sin. I'd get some hidden cams or something if I were you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2011-01-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Hm, I guess it is a good thing that you weren't there then. Hidden cameras? Sounds like a good idea. I bet some strategically placed web cams would work real well for that. I could probably set up something like that. A lot cheaper than a fancy security system. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2011-01-19 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	Much cheaper, and with the added benefit of you not having to rely on some minimum wage-making sap to keep your stuff safe. Good luck. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Locked to 707 from D3] philommeides 2011-01-18 04:32 am UTC (link)
	You're so violent, guapo. Who's in 701 or 703 who'd break into your place and just play your PS3 instead of stealing it? Also, are you ever going to teach me to shoot? I'm getting all... anxious. ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: [Locked to 707 from D3] miaiphonos 2011-01-18 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	You love it. Charlie & Philip. They both think they're fuckin funny, and I don't trust either of them farther than you could throw them. Is THAT what you're getting? Can't wait, sugar. You tell me when and I'll set it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Locked to 707 from D3] philommeides 2011-01-18 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	Is THAT what I do? ;) Hmm... I don't think I've met either of them. You're so good at making enemies, cariño! ;) And it IS. Let's go this Saturday. Think of rewards for me when I do well. And for when I don't. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Locked to 707 from D3] miaiphonos 2011-01-18 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Don't deny it. Don't know I'd call them enemies as much as suspects. When you meet them you'll understand. That's the best homework I've ever been given. We're set up for 1 p.m. Late lunch/early dinner after, I assume... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sugar_cycle 2011-01-18 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, wow. That is so not cool. Are you sure everything else is okay? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2011-01-18 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I've gone through everything else several times since. Weird method of B&E, but I guess everybody's got their quirks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pax_vobis 2011-01-19 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	.... Am I still not supposed to worry about things like this? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2011-01-19 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Shit. Well, nothing for it now, kiddo. Maybe you should see about getting a security system and/or the cheap webcams I told 404 up there about. And you see ANYTHING fucked up in or around your apartment, you find me. OK? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	work_of_art 2011-01-20 02:08 am UTC (link)
	This is not what we pay amenities for. Good luck finding the true culprit. I think I'll be making a few pointed phone calls about this situation. ~~Damn building~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2011-01-20 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	For their sake I hope your calls find them before I do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eristic 2011-01-24 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Didn't touch your shit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miaiphonos 2011-01-24 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Got any witnesses to back that up? (Reply to this) (Parent)