Pax Letale

Well, since douchebag cocksucker cumguzzlinggoatfuckerDavid decided to abandon me and leave me to pay his part of the rent, I shall be moving downstairs to less pricey digs. Apartment management can be hard to track down, but they seemed incredibly understanding. I have my eye on #206.

That being said, and I don't want to be a pain, but I could really use a hand or two to help me get stuff downstairs. David had left me to move everything in on my own, but two guys from work helped me out. If someone wants to buy the beer, I'll gladly reimburse and I'll get pizza for everyone who helps. Just let me know!

Oh forum intro posts, why are you so nerve-wracking? It's not like I'm even meeting anyone face to face yet.

Hello! If anyone's noted boxes going up to the second floor, they're mine. I'm Prudence, but you can call me Pru, it's less puritanical.

Anyway, I'm really looking forward to meeting people face to face, though this forum is awesome considering how much I'm online ANYWAY. REALLY looking forward to the Halloween party! I hope that even though I'm a newbie I'm still invited :D. If anyone needs help with their costumes, I'd totally be happy to help out - I work as an FX/prop designer, so I have the talent. Or so I'd like to think, LOL.

Um, yeah. That's about it.

Oh, and I was going to throw up some last minute decorations along the second floor, since I'm the only one on it? Hope no one minds. It won't be anything as elaborate as what the landlord did, or so I hear. Sounds like it was a hoot. Anyone have pictures left over from that? I'd love to see it.

OH. And. Really, I'm almost done, I swear, I never talk this much - if anyone's on the L4D2 servers, my nick is last_girl. Nick is my character, if you touch him, I will end you. Looking forward to meeting everyone :D

Would anyone of you be willing to help me with a costume for the party this weekend? I know it's a bit short notice, but with taking the bus back and forth from school and my assignments and all, I haven't really been able to find anything.

hi. so I just moved into 104 and I'm trying to figure out this message board thing. I'm not really very familiar with the whole non-pornographic section of the internet. there's more stuff here than I thought. I thought it was just ebay and ask jeeves and

anyway

my name's Kaminski. I work for L.A. Youth Outreach. I'd link them but I can't find their website. if you have some money lying around and you want to make a charitable donation, I suggest L.A. Youth Outreach. our last basketball wound up in a dumpster today and apparently there was someone living in that dumpster and he claimed the ball as his and I tried to get it back but he pulled out this syringe and started chasing me with it, so I let him keep the ball. so we could probably use some more balls. and a website I guess.

since I'm new to the neighborhood, I'm going to need to know the location of 1) all bars within walking distance, 2) the nearest 24 hour diner, 3) the cheapest mexican restaurant.

if anyone needs any help with anything, I don't know, I'm good at spanish so. telenovelas I guess. I also have a talent for determining whether food that's past its expiration date is still edible, mostly due to years of experience.

oh yeah, I learned about emoticons today. check it out.

:) smiley face

&:-\ Elvis

==|&:-\ Elvis wearing Abe Lincoln's hat

==|&:-O--(&) Elvis Lincoln is shocked to realize he has a tapeworm

Does anyone have a hammer? Or maybe a drill?

Or superglue, dammit, just stay up!

When the building changed, I went around with my camera and took photos of every floor. I just got those pictures back. Like everything else, the changes had disappeared. I guess this leaves a Mass Hypnosis effect as the only theory remaining...

Hair is pink now.

( Sylvia Plath - Mad Girl's Love Song )

I know you don't have a regular computer so here we go with basic phone tech... Seriously. What do you wear to paintball? Should I bring a change of clothing?

Boredom doesn't sit well with me. I'm starting to go stir-crazy. I need to shoot something. Legally would be better.

Anyone for paintball?


**EDIT: Looks like a building party to me. Let's meet around 5:30 PM on Friday at [insert outdoor paintball venue and corresponding address here]. SHOW NO MERCY.

P.S. I'm feeling generous, so if anyone wants to meet afterward at Bottoms Up Tavern around 8PM, I'll buy the first round. That goes double for the paintball fiends.

Hon, as the classiest lady I know, how do you politely deal with the arrival of the biggest Jerk you've ever met?

I’m not really one for these types of communities. I don’t even have a Twitter as nothing really interesting happens in my life. I don’t even have any private thoughts I want to lock away. That’s what paper journals are for after all. Perhaps I should introduce myself at least. My name is Dorcas Carrigan and I help sell used and rare antique books. My boss is a mercenary in the book business, cheating and practically stealing when he can. I can likely get anything you could possibly ask for.

That’s about all I have other than the building does not at all look like it did when I looked at my apartment though the whole native American thing on my floor is pretty cool. The feathery headdresses are very pretty.

( Sylvia Plath – Admonition )

Clearly nothing manufactured by Glade is going to get rid of the smell on our floor, so I'm politely turning to my neighbors. I'll pay anyone who can bring anything - candles, incense, etc - to D1 that will cover this reeking mess. Obviously you're also welcome to as much of this alcohol as you can cart back to your floor. I believe it's honey mead?

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

Hello, everyone! I'm so sorry it took me a day or two to get to this but things have been crazy! Which, I guess, is me being redundant obvious and making excuses. Moving is always crazy. Even if you've done it as much as I have. I should be old hat it by now.

I will say this is the most wonderfully interesting building I've lived in, though. It's gorgeous and has such character. I've never been able to see the beach from my bed before - such a wonderful way to wake up! I think I'm going to have to leave my curtains open all the time just so that can be the first thing I see every morning. Well, almost all the time. A girl needs a bit of privacy every now and then. ;-)

Anyway, my name is Kamillah Boisvert but I don't mind if you call me Kami. It's easier and shorter and sounds just as pretty, I think. I work over at Disney. I like to bake and pretty much do it all the time so you should really let me know if you have any allergies. I even have a vegan brownie recipe that I've been too scared to try but if that floats your boat, I will try it! I like the color purple and girly drinks with umbrellas in them and sunflowers. I like dogs and cats equally but I have yet to meet a reptile that makes me comfy.

Whoops! The timer just went. I hope you all like chocolate chip cookies. First come, first serve - I'll see you in the lobby! <3