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Seth Hajji ([info]lettuce_rejoice) wrote in [info]paxletale,
@ 2010-10-02 11:34:00

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Entry tags:aphrodite, ares, baldr, changing woman, fūjin, inari, min, osiris, raijin

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.


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[info]vulpin
2010-10-02 05:59 pm UTC (link)
What kind of intestines?

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
How should I know? Like I know the difference between internal organs?

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[info]vulpin
2010-10-05 12:09 am UTC (link)
Idk, you might have.

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-05 01:29 am UTC (link)
I'm a stripper, not Dr. G.

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(no subject) - [info]vulpin, 2010-10-05 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-06 01:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vulpin, 2010-10-06 01:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-06 08:17 pm UTC

[info]windbagged
2010-10-02 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Are you fucking serious?

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Yes. And I'm afraid to open any more of the jars. At least by myself... I'm apparently not that adventurous.

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[info]windbagged
2010-10-02 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Who the fuck puts intestines in jars? This is total bullshit.

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(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 02:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 02:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 03:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]windbagged, 2010-10-03 04:07 am UTC

[info]miaiphonos
2010-10-02 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Actual intestines? I might have to take a field trip to your floor. Mine has weapons, though, so I may be a while. If this is a permanent redecoration - and not just some loan from a museum or something - I approve.

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[info]philommeides
2010-10-02 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Are you actually entertained by this? Shouldn't you be trying to figure out who's putting intestines in jars, Sergeant?

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-10-02 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Damn straight I'm entertained. I'm SWAT, sugar, not homicide.

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(no subject) - [info]philommeides, 2010-10-02 10:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miaiphonos, 2010-10-02 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]philommeides, 2010-10-02 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miaiphonos, 2010-10-02 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]philommeides, 2010-10-02 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miaiphonos, 2010-10-02 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]philommeides, 2010-10-02 11:16 pm UTC

[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-03 02:58 am UTC (link)
Yes, actual intestines. First floor. Sand, sun, other jars that probably have organs in them. ENJOY.

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[info]miaiphonos
2010-10-03 02:59 am UTC (link)
Is there a prize for finding the one with the heart?

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(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miaiphonos, 2010-10-03 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miaiphonos, 2010-10-03 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:10 am UTC

[info]susceptible
2010-10-02 07:31 pm UTC (link)
You opened up a what?

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-03 02:59 am UTC (link)
A clay jar with a falcon head for a lid. From what I remember, it's part of the Egyptian mummification process which includes preserving certain organs.

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[info]susceptible
2010-10-03 03:14 am UTC (link)
That's what those are?!

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(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]susceptible, 2010-10-03 03:38 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]susceptible, 2010-10-03 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:47 am UTC

[info]philommeides
2010-10-02 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh my God. I'd - Oh my God.

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-03 03:00 am UTC (link)
Yeeah. I know exactly how you feel, sweetheart.

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[info]the_calm_before
2010-10-02 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Seriously? Disgusting. That's not on our floor is it? I'm currently heading down from the 11th floor and it seems like everyone I end up in is different.

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-03 03:04 am UTC (link)
No it's not. But if there's like different themes, I'd be wary.

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[info]the_calm_before
2010-10-03 05:42 am UTC (link)
Nah, I've been running down the stairs checking things out and nothing has jumped out and grabbed me yet.

I wonder if this could be some elaborate joke maybe? I'm gonna start looking to see if I can find some hidden cameras or something.

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(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_calm_before, 2010-10-03 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 02:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_calm_before, 2010-10-03 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_calm_before, 2010-10-03 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-04 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_calm_before, 2010-10-04 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-04 05:34 am UTC

[info]piece_o_dat
2010-10-02 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I totally thought one of those jars was a trash can. So one of them has intestines and a Powerbar wrapper floating in there.

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-03 03:04 am UTC (link)
Wow... Really? That's... that's awful.

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[info]sugar_cycle
2010-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
I'm... guessing it's not just uncooked sausage? Ewwww. Please don't open any more jars!

Thank heavens there are no jars on my floor. Just lots and lots of marble. Which is slippery in socks. I'm going to have a bruised butt before this is over. ^^;;

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-10-03 03:10 am UTC (link)
No, it's... Well I don't know. I just think.. I mean.. ugh.

I'm so coming up to your floor to Sock Skate!

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[info]sugar_cycle
2010-10-03 03:31 am UTC (link)
We'll imitate Risky Business and it will make the queasiness go away. I'm sure of it.

(Okay, I'm lying but at least I don't seem to have any organs lying around the place.)

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(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sugar_cycle, 2010-10-03 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sugar_cycle, 2010-10-03 04:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-03 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sugar_cycle, 2010-10-03 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-04 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sugar_cycle, 2010-10-04 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lettuce_rejoice, 2010-10-04 04:49 am UTC

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