Pax Letale

[Public from 806]
So, we're kind of sucking ass right now, but hey, if anyone wants to see the Chargers' home game this weekend let me know and I can get you a discount on tickets. Consider it moral support, huh?

[Locked to 103 & 504]
Yeah, Billy, Adam, ignore the discount part, replace with free because it blows that I haven't seen you since I moved in. We'll grab food after or something, maybe? Just, you know, if you're not busy and you don't mind seeing us play like shit.

[Locked to 503]
Hey, I'm starting to get the hang of these filters on the forum. Cool. We're also home on Halloween, if you hadn't looked at your schedule yet. Any way I could crash whatever your plans are? Because I really don't want to sit at home like a loser on Halloween.

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BUILDING

[The number was dialed as quickly as possible. Merc's voice is rushed. Billy doesn't tell Merc to call him unless it's something terribly important. He's starting to drink a beer.]

What's up?

[After the news, in which no names are named, but....]

What happened at the park? That's right near here.

Hi, neighbors. Nice to meet you. I'm the newest reason for all the banging around in the halls. I'm Tyler Nash - yes, that Tyler Nash, for you football fans out there. It won't break my heart if you cheer for another team, though I might have to go cry in my pillow like an emo kid for a while. Anyway, I'm not going to be around much until the season's over, since my coach is an evil bastard who doesn't believe in days off and I'm commuting when I'm not tired enough that I just crash with a teammate. Introduce yourself if you see me around, though, but I'm gonna warn you that I suck with names. And hey, if anyone wants Chargers tickets, I can get you a discount. I kind of have an in.

Hey Potter,

You know that thing we were supposed to do? You know, where we shove money in naked places money ought not be shoved? I'm still on, it's just that, well, I'm slowly beginning to think that there's an electrical problem in the building, or at least a low frequency leakage. I'm not a fucking engineer unfortunately, so I can only pretend I'm really cool by guessing. Remember how I told you electricity can play tricks on the mind? Or I think I did. Anyway, I'm seeing shit in the mirror. And I'm not talking about the kaka-dookies and the stinkystinkies.

Not that this makes me want to see naked breasts any less. Just checking in with you to show you I didn't forget. You still down when this gets understood?

Sincerely,
Vincomort

[Visible to 103, 205 and T1 - group]

[...]

Have any of you noticed anything strange tonight? Oh, um, Pierce, meet Casper, and Casper, meet Pierce.

fyi called nurse. prob w/ meds but i am fine. checkup moved up. tomorrow @ 8pm

[After this, and quite a lot of hesitation.]

Ring.

[For a long while, there's only silence as the message records, then someone clearing their throat as if unsure how to start]

I... uh. I don't know what's going on. Aura left North Carolina without saying a word to me and I haven't seen her since.

[another pause, his voice sounds tense]

I'm going out for a while. A week? Maybe longer. I'm not sure right now. I just... need to go.

[silence, and then the following is said quietly, barely loud enough to hear]

And maybe just not come back. Who cares anymore.

[he clears his throat and continues on in his normal tone]

Maybe I'll catch you later.

Bye.

[After Xander says something about her acting superior to the others in the building she lets it get under her skin]

Fellow Patrons of this Building,

I believe my affairs are now in order and so I have time to jot a note to you all and offer my greetings and my well wishes.

My name is Honey Skye Griffin. I am a lawyer by trade but please, don't let that scare you off.

I look forward to meeting you all. Feel free to come up for a cup of sugar or a cup of coffee (or both!) if the neccesity or interest takes you to P3.

Warmest Regards,
Honey

A Proposed Pardon Stirs Passions in New Mexico

It's kind of funny.

"Here's your pardon. Our bad."

Hullo, building. My name is Brighid, and I’ve just moved in to 705. I’ll apologize in advance for keeping odd hours for a bit. There’s an eight-hour difference between here and home that I’m trying to adjust to before school starts. I’ll be starting classes as a freshman at Cal State Fullerton soon, and if anyone has suggestions on the best way to get to and from campus while I try to muddle through the process of getting a driving licence here, I welcome them.

I guess that’s it for now. Sure I’ll be running into some of you eventually.

Sláinte.

Tell me I'm not the only one who felt the earthquake last night. Chingadera falling over, almost bonked me on the head.

::ring ring::

[After this. Two texts, sent back to back.]

[Address]

First class would be nice. Asocial.

I know it's late, and I have no idea-

Just.

Airport. Can anyone give me a ride tomorrow? Flight leaves at 1:18pm. I need to be there by noon I think?

I have to go home for a bit.

Emergency.

Major apologies to anyone who’s gone through the lobby and the first floor in the past 15 minutes. I couldn’t resist a little run around on the beach. I promise to sweep up any sand I left in my wake. Just need to unpack and find the damn the thing.

Yes, unpack, as I’m very new here. It’s little weird to introduce myself on this thing. My general rule about social sites is to meet someone in person first before I click add but I’m game to try something new. I’m Cassie. I just moved into 107. What else do people sa I’m an oceanographer and yes, I’m still loving Shark Week. Or I was until I cut the lines and packed up my TV. I’m hoping it’ll be back up today. The cable guy’s got another 2 hours to show up. Fingers crossed.

Hmm. Anything el All the heavy stuff’s been taken in so I shouldn’t be making any more loud noises. Sorry to anyone we bothered earlier. The movers almost dropped the fridge. Not cool. If you want to come down and say hello in a more traditional matter, my door is wide open. Putting faces to usernames is always good.

Brilliant!

Hi everyone - it's taken me a few days to settle in, but I think the apartment is finally starting to take shape.

I know some of you, and I look forward to meeting the rest of you as soon as your able.

For the record, I'm Lia, I've just moved in, and I'm a little in love with the space.

So what's everyone up to this weekend? Anything happening in Anaheim, or are you going somewhere more exotic?